*LEAKED* Epic Rare Guide!

[Mike3667]

I'm in a good mood, I paid 30 bucks for this, around 2 months ago. It was worth it.
enjoy!


























How to get.... LAID
Things You’ll Need:

* Confidence
* Charisma
* Social Skills
* Experience

Step 1:
In order to get laid, you first need to get mentally prepared by cleansing yourself of any excuses you might have. Typically, these include "only rich guys get laid", "you're either born with it or not" and "you need to look like a fitness model to get laid". In order to do this, just do a little study. Walk down the street, and notice the couples with the hottest girls, and then look at the kind of guys they are with (not exactly Brad Pitt, right?). Write the percentages down, how many percent of the men were attractive. Proceed by looking at the boyfriends of the most attractive female friends and acquaintances that you have. How many of them are average or below average financially? Write it down. *You do not have any attractive female friends and acquaintances? You have a different problem than just trying to get laid. You need to look at at your social life first. Join all the social clubs and organizations that you can and start getting a cool, social life with plenty of female friends.

Step 2:
Now that you are mentally ready to get laid - Go to a social gathering and start "working the room". This simply means talk to and acquainting yourself with everyone there. Be charming, funny and respectful and people will love you! Just keep moving from one group to another. *Note, in other to be successful at this, you must genuinely forget about trying to get laid. You need to approach women (and everyone really) with the genuine want and only the desire to socialize and get to know people. Ironically enough, wanting and behaving like you want to get laid will repel women off of you, which at the end of the night means - *you don't get laid!"

Step 3:
As the night progresses and you have befriended most of the people (and women) in the place... (*without* trying to get laid, but only socializing) some of the women you had talked to to will start becoming more flirtatious and perhaps even "touchy-feely with you". These are the women that are looking to get laid.

Step 4:
Of the ones who have displayed this increased interest and signs that they want to get laid - pick the one you like best, and then invent an excuse for the two of you to move to a more intimate space. If this is a party it can be something like "Woah, it's so loud in here, let's continue this conversation over here" [as you take her and lead her by the hand to an empty -get laid- room] If this is in a club or some other environment, it's usually something like: "let me show you my [whatever you were talking about]", and lead her to your apartment". You're on your own from here champ. That part of how to get laid is left up to you

[general_salsa]

this is teh funneyz

[Mike3667]

Quick reply.
I hope you all enjoy. (Won't work for most of you.)
Feel free to print it out.

[Lyricalwarfare]

..You paid 30 bucks for that?

[Mike3667]

It's was a joke..
I only paid 10. /Sarcasm.

[Detzett40]

honestly that is a true guide... most of the time u get laid u arent really expecting to. like last time for me i went over to a friends house for a small party not expecting anyone to be there cept my really close friends (girls and guys) but one of them brought a friend and i didnt get much sleep

[Couwae]

Lol, does this have anything to do with WoW?
Doesnt really matter im still reading it.
LOL

[WRONG PLACE]

[Mike3667]

It does. It helps wow players.. get laid.

[WishingLove]

Legendary!!11oneone

[T3h Sorrow]

its a repost :O

[Mike3667]

It is? From where. I need the link. (Must be in this forums in order to be a repost.)

[bluesius]

Write the percentages down, how many percent of the men were attractive.

Who are you, a guy, to tell if a man is attractive, if your looking to get laid in the first place? btw. i woulnd pay more than --> twocents <-- For this guide

[minifss]

bluesius, you cant tell ugly people(men in this case) from better looking ones?

[Smeems]

..You paid 30 bucks for that?

Retard Alert.


This post reminds me of a comic I saw, was something like:

"Hey baby, wanna group? I have a blessing of protection"
"How long does it last for?"
"About fiiiive minutes" *wink wink nudge nudge*

[Katsin Bloodoath]

Mike, you do have nerve to post it here lol.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lyricalwarfare
..You paid 30 bucks for that?

Retard Alert.


This post reminds me of a comic I saw, was something like:

"Hey baby, wanna group? I have a blessing of protection"
"How long does it last for?"
"About fiiiive minutes" *wink wink nudge nudge*

I'll go call the funny farm to pick him up hehe. He criticisez everything, wish there was a way to REMOVE rep from the unworthy. before you say tht "Oh shu up leecher" you were like me at one point too. think on it.