How to ask an mage.

[B ALLEN]

A lot of text for a simple concept.

[egg1337lol]

A lot of text for a simple concept.

Yeea... I was kinda bored lol.

[Skaarlaw]

Looks like a troll tbh :P

[Emilie Autumn]

mages bitch to much if u didnt wanna have people ask for that stuff ROLL ANOTHER CLASS, we all get bitched at for everything you know, i get like 100 pst's a day asking for kings from randoms. u amges are jsut tight asses if a tome si expensive maybe buy it urself? like its taht hard =P

[Mpidis]

# As the saying goes: "If you say 'plz' because it's shorter than 'please', I'll say 'no' because it's shorter than 'yes'"...

You can say: y. Shorter than no! lol. Gz for your guide

[vodkaboy]

i find it easier to grab a mage by his ankles, invert him and shake him violently while threatening with man love until a portal and food drop from his deep pockets!

[Shleven]

/w mage FIVE GOLD, PORTAL AND FOOD NOW.
nuff' said

P.S. When did mages get such a mega buff? Because your Wall of Text just crit me for 19k.

[Slim Shady]

Lol, You made a whole guide just for this? I usually give 10 silver or somethin and they always make me a portal, cus they don't rly have a problem with that, 10 seconds isn't so much....

[StealthX97]

lol Kinda weird guide its common sense to be nice for something I mean no ones gonna go to a mage and say like Hey bitch give me a port now I mean really...

[RaidenWoW]

tl;dr

If I'm not mistaken, the proper Grammar suggests it's supposed to be "How to ask amage"

You lost my support the moment I read your thread title. You have joined the majority of WoW 14 year olds who can't spell worth a shit.

Go drown in your own ignorance somewhere else. See where your "I can spell good [sic] any time I want I don't have to do it here it's just a game." takes you in life.

Maybe I'm being too pessimistic... or maybe it's just that the world is full of arrogant wet turds. You decide.

[trikinomitry101]

# As the saying goes: "If you say 'plz' because it's shorter than 'please', I'll say 'no' because it's shorter than 'yes'"...

This^

Also, don't whisper me for a damn portal or food... Shout in trade for it, if I feel like it, I will provide the service. If it is taking too long to get the service you want, say in trade what the tip is. A lot of times I am willing to log from my warlock and onto my mage to help a fellow traveler out.

But dont ****ing whisper me asking for it. I dont whisper you asking for directions to the barber. I ask a guard. So pretend I am the barber and /2 is the guard.

[Warriar]

This made me lol... + Rep for ju

[Shleven]

tl;dr

If I'm not mistaken, the proper Grammar suggests it's supposed to be "How to ask amage"

You lost my support the moment I read your thread title. You have joined the majority of WoW 14 year olds who can't spell worth a shit.

Go drown in your own ignorance somewhere else.

Your own ignorance indeed. Try correcting your own grammar before criticizing someone else’s.

The correct 'grammar' would be can't spell for shit. Not worth a shit.

[RaidenWoW]

Technically we're both wrong if you delve into grammar rules, but that's just nitpicking.

But...
"How to ask an mage"
"being an mage"

Say those phrases out loud to yourself and then think about what you just said.
Seriously? That's just blatant. Obvious errors should be corrected for the speaker's own future success (think about a resume).

Edit: I'll nitpick too...

The correct 'grammar' would be can't spell for shit, not worth a shit.

The second sentence continues the train of thought of the first one and can't stand as an independent sentence, therefore it is dependent on your first sentence and should be separated by a comma. If it were an independent (complete) sentence, it would be separated with a semicolon still indicating that it follows the train of though of the first one.

Take a step back before you reply and understand that this is a grammar Nazi dick measuring contest. Do you really want to fight with me over the internet? Do you think it will get you anywhere? I don't think it will get me anywhere either and I'll simply quit reading this topic for lack of time to argue about the pointless things in life. Remember that fighting across the internet is like racing in the special Olympics; Even if you win, you're still retarded.

[00kevin]

TL;DR version: Could you please make me a portal to Dalaran? I'll pay you 10g.

You just won Final Jeopardy.