How to make a buff begger leave bg

[delphina]

This is done as a shadow priest, it wont always work do to the fact other priests will buff the raid but when they don't, at the very least you will piss of the person if not make them leave the bg.

Okay so if your a buffer you know what it feels like when people rudely tell you to give them a buff. I use to ignore these types of people. if you don't have time to ask nicely, I don't have time to buff you. Av can be especially tedious to buff everyone, especially if you don't have enough regents for the prayers.

This technique was done as a 70 shadow priest,but it can be implement with other buffer classes.I.E mage food, mark of the wild etc...

Some noob (says) :BUFF!!!!!!!!!!!
First off ignore them
At this point they will either whisper you or say it again.
Now you can either ignore them again,or you can give them a low ranking shadow protection.(shadow protection because most people want priests to give them fortitude)
This time the noob will probally say Fort buff.
Well since they asked for it.

Now what you do is you open your spell book.
Go to the discipline tab.
And take out your lowest ranking fortitude.
Throw it on your bar somewhere.
Make sure to give them this low ranking buff.
Now you will either laugh as they don't notice its +3 stamina hardly anything at 70, or if by chance they notice and whisper you "Plus 3 stamina wtf?" Just reply to them "huh?"

Now you have a pissed player who with luck has left the bg.
Enjoy!No more buff beggar.

This can also be done if your a healing class who's off specced.

Some of my favorite lines in reply to the infamous "HEAL!" is:
"what do I need a heal", "sorry no healers are in right now, please try again later", and "do i look like a healbot to you?"

p.s.You can also ask them to pay you for it, hey it works for other classes,and your prayer regents to cost money...


Sorry for this being poorly written and unorganized it is my first guide. All credits except direct quotes go to me. Uknown authors of quotes

[fofuh]

common sense, which sometimes is overlooked but yeah i guess its a nice idea, just not a omfg spectacular idea, but you get the point xD

[the_tormenter]

Hehe, I always have noobs asking me for "Tables" in AV, even if there is one already there, Ill use this guide next time that happens +rep

[zxzwa]

Title is kinda misleading ): , but cool anyway <3

[Sabens]

Why would they leave the BG? Because they got a weak buff? That doesn't really make sense...

[GuitarGuy822]

cuz they are pissed off duh j/p (thats what post said anyways lol)

[fofuh]

they would get pissed at your atitude basically

[delphina]

Yeah, well personally people have left bg after i have done this, possibly because there already in ab bad mood to begin with and that makes things worse.It not like i do this on everyone just when you get the really annoying couple of people.... I honestly do do the best I can buffing. Like i said if i don't have regents then it takes forever to buff everyone. At the same time I don't like when people demand buffs, its one thing when you ask nicely but if you get pissed that I didn't buff you yet, when its probally me indvidually buffing people its another thing. Anyway like I said personally I have made people leave right after doing this , but its not guareenteed to work, but its definitely fun to do when other people have an attitude to begin with.

[synthblade]

Well I always give out rank 3 or 4 fort to save mana, but I've done this a few times. Worth LOL'ing over.

[[Soul Eater]]

But higher ranks overwrite the lower ones right, so if you buff that one with rank 1 and then someone else with rank 10 then the buff of rank 1 will be overwrited.

[lawllawl]

Well I always give out rank 3 or 4 fort to save mana, but I've done this a few times. Worth LOL'ing over.

this is stupid its like the retarded name has reported you afk type /afk clear to get rid off


read his sig loool

[Pawaox-Z]

...said the leecher.

[Girdox]

Telling people you'll sell heals usually gets them to shut up. On a really rare occasion a friend of mine actually got paid 5g by 2 different people for a Power Word: Fort.

[Dastin]

When I see buff beggars I give them rank 1 Arcane Intellect and Amplify Magic... They don't last long.

[delphina]

...said the leecher.

If you haven't noticed my name doesn't say leecher. Anyway I'm trying to contribute what I can