[guide] Ban first try

[dbmking505]

Ok ive been trying to get rep for a while and i have a guaranteed way to get a perm ban first try, so i decided to post it up here. Ive been studying the TOU. So here it is step by step:

First off make a Lvl 1 horde character (for some reason they respond faster to horde) named somthing like GMHOE (it must have GM in the name and a cus word or the name of a drug) on the target account right away walk to the closest major city.Then start making these macros:

Macro 1: /w (whoever the gm tha that answers yor ticket) F*** YOU! F*** YOU YOU GAY HOMO JEW!

Macro 2: /2 SEX MMOWNED.COM F*** YOU HOES PORN SITES FTW!

Macro 3: /yell IM A GM AND I HACK GOLD!

Macro 4: /w (Just find a player in org) SMOKE POT ITS GOOD FOR YOU B****! JOIN THE WOTLK BETA AT yourafag.com

Then go dowload speed hack program called 'Aspeeder' but dont open it yet!

The trick is wait for the GM to answer your ticket hill ask you about your ticket and agian say i think im running faster than normal. And then hill ask you to run for this is where all the macros come in, start spamming the macro one first. Then the second one then the third one than the forth one. Then start spamming the for second one agian. Start the speed hacking soft ware to full speed, run around spamming all the macros. Do that for about 30 seconds and youll get disconected.

Congratz you just broke almost 20 of the wow TOU rules and got your self a perm ban.

[stoffe1]

ehm cool i guess xD

[sokagos]

i trided macking a name with GM in it and it didnt let me but maby the name was just tacen

[sokagos]

ill go an trie it with a lots of combos

[freakzone]

i made a toon named fkdgmxtcy then i insult the gm that hes a fking N*gger and sucks asian cocks and likes s&M then perma ban xD

[The Toxic Deer]

why do we need a perma ban?

[MajorGizmo]

If you launder someone's accounts gold and want that account banned so YOU wont get banned for stealing the gold?

[doodlol]

Lol pretty funny guide.
Honestly I see nothing wrong with pot though.

[CarlZon]

nice guide :P

[Haitamo]

Very nice but I HAVE better just talk to a gm tell him that you are going to send him 500$ by paypal if he gives you gold then spam : gm (name ehre) is gay and u get perma ban

[dbmking505]

One of the main reasons this works is because a GM is watching you do it.

[eclectic778]

why would you want to be perma banned??

[Anadymene]

isnt it suspicious that you break so many rules at a time?