How to make sure your the biggest retard on your server.

[h4t3]

Hi guys. Heres how you can be retarded and make everyone ignore / hate you!

First what you need is a really shitty sense of humor that only you find funny.
Once you have acheived this the rest is simple.

The best way to make a dick of yourself is to go to a main city, because there will be a much bigger audience there than you will find anywhere else.

Once your there start spamming crappy lines and linking your class skills like
O No SOME BLACK GUY GAVE ME [First Aid] Or
DIDNT TEHY [Execute] JESUS?
Or stick to linking [Riding Turtle] and making movies up with that in its name.
If ppl /w you and call u an idiot simply reply NO YOU ARE. This helps
make ppl really think that you are retarded!

Another really helpful thing is to make your toon's name something like Windolicker or Dwnsyndrome then people might not think your just some kid, they may actually believe you are an r-tard!

You can also make crappy jokes about chuck norris, follow people around constantly sending Duel invites, or party invites to them Or pull the mobs they are going to.

And finally my favorite way is to go on wow related threads and post stuff about how NE's can Tea-Bag.

Any other idea's on how to be a r-tard? Feel free to post here. and dont be afraid to flame me, cos i get off on it and it helps to build my ever growing ego.

Regards,

H4t3.

[ToR]

and why would you want to be ignored by everyone?

[raceboy404]

i was gonna rep you

but u asked for rep.

[samsta458]

ahh damn. This started out as such a good thread until you asked for rep. GG for you..... R-tard

[The Maffyx]

Lol now he doesn't want our shitty rep

[phreec]

Want to get /ignored by everyone? JUST LINK [Dirge] IN TRADE CHAT! LOL

[dude891]

I thought this was sort of offensive but, I do this sometimes when I want to make people angry. I link fake items. Like this: [Dick] or [Bucket of %$%#]

[Ccopy]

Why do i wanna be hated on my server? I mean what is it good for?
Asking for +Rep =FAIL


Okay, It was a good tread, +rep, but you asked for rep,:yuck: -rep. So you dont get rep from me :crap:

[b2zeldafreak]

Sounds like a good way to get the banhammer....

[Logless]

Wish this were bannable. Last nights trade chat was FLOODED with this junk. Every single kid thought they were so funny. I must have heard the "Thunder Clap" joke sixty times...

[weekendwars]

no the ultimate way is to link " Thunder" and put it in stupid sentances like... "Your mom has Thunder thighs" and things like that and also get everyone ssinging thunder teh ACDC song linking the item.

[Spjutulf]

I hate guys doing this. people where linking [Dirge] in every seantance possible for over 4 hours. Jezus get a life. But if you follow this guide you will be ignored. Guranteed.

[Lankus]

haha,
nice man but i only +rep helpful posts

[flowie]

If you wanna be the most ignored on teh server say [Dirge] W0000000T.

[-=Demon=-]

Why do i wanna be hated on my server? I mean what is it good for?
Asking for +Rep =FAIL


Okay, It was a good tread, +rep, but you asked for rep,:yuck: -rep. So you dont get rep from me :crap:

Writing on blue = EPIC FAIL!!