Kay im bout to lay it out for you all to see
Why you should screw these other guys and give the char to me
No offense to you guys but i need this account
Dont care about the gold, dont really need a mount
So a while ago i had a level 73
Botting through Fjord, yep that was me
Rogue levelings boring, slash slash turn in
Who wants to deal with that over and over again?
A long comes a newby, panties up in a bunch
As the quest mob he needed went down with a punch
He got mad of course, and began to stalk me
Little did the bot know, which kept on walking
After an hour or so he must have put it together
Must've been proud, must have thought himself clever
He sent in the ticket and walked away
I got a surprise when i woke the next day
"Dear user you've been banned lol try again"
I was so close to 80, this nearly drove me insane
So i ragequit from wow, "yessir that's a wrap"
Although i still hung out in this giveaway crap
A long comes a rogue that was perfect for me
Stolen account, but it was level 80
I needed to get, make a sure-fire trap
"Maybe ill get it with an entertaining rap"