scammed account with 70 rogue and 70 warlock

[Captain Planet]

ok I have an EU account with a lvl 70 rogue a 70 warlock and a lvl 60 mage


*edit* ok people I'm not gonna stop the contest in 3 days I will give it to the first person that can give me a truly decent story and if anyone says

"my account was banned and I hate priv servers so plzx gief acc." will be disqualified

I am also now limiting this to people with at least 10 rep

person who gives me the best story will get it
(emphasis on story means more than 4 lines)



its just un and pw but I've had it for over a month

[Praesto]

seee i gief free acnt so people not want to type is that guud storie

[goider]

One bright day on a dark sunny night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they face each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
The deaf police man heard the noise,
And came to arrest those two dead boys,
If you don't believe my story's true,
Ask the blind man,
He saw it too.

[ThunderSS]

ok I have an EU account with a lvl 70 rogue a 70 warlock and a lvl 60 mage



person who gives me the best story will get it I will stop the contest in 3 days
(emphasis on story means more than 4 lines)



its just un and pw but I've had it for over a month

Do you want to see people begging for it? Well I'm not gonna beg but:

1. Look at my signature
4. Lol at my signature.
2. Lol again at my signature.
7. PM me the info of the account.
3. Return and lol again at my signature cos is funny
5. Wait to receive +Repx2 from me. + a virtual hug and a kiss if you're a girl 6):
6. Now lol again at my counting
10. [optional] Stay in school...I've heard it may be useful sometime

[Tanzor]

This is Tanzor mage story!
For one week ago I woke up from a dream. The dream was about me playing a pro mage. In that moment I knew that I were born to play a mage. Same day after school I tried to find a good mage on ebay that were made for me. I found a cool gnome mage that had like 400 resi 12k hp and nice spelldamage. It was like a dream. I looked at the price and started to cry. 600$ lol thats to much i said to my self. I dont have so much money so i took my mams credit card and bough it right on the spot.

I played mage for almost 4 days. Then my mam started to scream at me because i had bough something for 600$ so she took my computer and sold it. She also gave my mage to our neighbour.

Now im saving money so I can buy a new computer. But ill never get so much money so I can buy a new mage.

That was my mage story hope you like it .

[gothikaboy]

Once upon a time there were a Master of puppets, this master were very evil!
Once, a puppet said,
-Master, Where is the dreams that i´ve been after, Master, Told me only lies, said the puppet
-Laughter, all i see or hear is laughter, laughter laughing at my cries.
-Silence!!!, screamed the master, Obey you master!
-I can´t take this anymore!!!, Screamed the puppet and sliced the masters head of.
And the magical stream that made the puppets live was gone, they just fell together like small sacks whit nothing in them.

End of story!
(i suggest you google the texts, since they can have been copied from internet)

A text whit more than a thousands of words is a novell, he wanted a emphasis.

[TheBluePanda]

A man walked into a branch of the Antelope Valley Bank and handed a teller a note demanding money. The man had one hand in his pocket, as if holding a gun, so the teller began handing over the contents of her cash drawer.

When she had forked over $7,000 the robber said, "That's enough" and walked out the door. It's hard to find a bank robber who knows when he's had enough.
_____
Darnell Madison, 37, was shot and killed in July in Homewood, Ala., when he burst into a motel room intending to rob the seven men whom he had seen with a wad of money. He was unaware they were armed police officers working on another case.
_____

I admitt, i googled =) But I found them quite funny story's xD(They truely happened)

[zoidberg891]

An 85 year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as it was on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this, first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,

then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing.

The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'

The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.' Funny eh?

[metalheadstorm]

funny how you use that story all the time tanzor and its a load of bull

[Falor]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutional 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. No thanks, I’m married. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type. 4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I’m not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight? 6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 7.. I’m not interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool! 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road. 10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

[saagdawg]

Ok.. im not ging to beg
but i just got banned for scaming
and am really bord
I think private servers are really sucky and there is no accomplishment to them so
im just asking you as some1 in need if you are willing to give me that account, for someone who got banned for scamming

[jappaex]

once upon a time there was a poor little boy,
who wanted some toys.
He asked oh so kindly,
but people ignored blindly.
Then he came upon this great thread,
and he though that in his head,
he may find some peace of mind,
if you were to be kind.
Thus i ask you kind sir
unless you are a her,
whether you will grant upon this boy a gift?
otherwise he will be gone and drift
the other forums in constant fear
and maybe even dissapear.

[Captain Planet]

Ok.. im not ging to beg
but i just got banned for scaming
and am really bord
I think private servers are really sucky and there is no accomplishment to them so
im just asking you as some1 in need if you are willing to give me that account, for someone who got banned for scamming

um no

what your doing is technically what every leecher does to try to get an account say the same old thing

cuz of you I'm gonna edit my thread

[DragonWaxter]

Give a man a fish
and you feed him for a day.

Teach a man to fish and you
feed him for a lifetime. :P


TRUE STORY!

[Gadella]

Howdie

I need an account since my other got hacked by an idiot.

Oh a non-real story..