[EpIc] The Lonely Nerd Scam

**Don'tTazeMeBro** · 05-17-2009

The Lonely Nerd Scam

Written by: Don'tTazeMeBro

Good morning / evening / afternoon MMOwned!

Today, I am going to explain on of my oldest and most favorite scams that works like a charm on the lowly low players of World of Warcraft! Below is a shortly detailed version of this scam, and below that will be the steps you need to take to pull it off.

The Lonely Nerd Scam - Basically using this scam you can leech from either sad nerds or pedophiles over World of Warcraft. You will either be posing as a skank fourteen year old, or a hot eighteen year old, depending on how the person you're scamming acts. This is much like the pedo scam, but it's not for leeching gamecards and such, and it goes farther than it and has a wider variety of in game tricks. Now here is a step by step of what I usually do.

Requirements:
Usually being a female character helps you out.
Social engineering skills.
Not being an idiot.
Have some pictures of a really hot blonde chick that looks around 18 or 14 depending on which you're posing as. (A few nudes, a few clothed)

1. Finding your "b!tch." This part is really simple. Usually while leveling an alt, I will just casually look to buy runs.

2. When you find a runner, distinguish if it's a chick or a guy. If it's a chick, don't bother.

3. Now that you have found your male runner, start some casual flirting, play your role, you're supposed to be a chick!

4. I suggest half way through the instance, try and make a compromise. Instead of you paying money, say that you'll give him "special" pictures of yourself instead.

5. After that successful run, keep talking to them. Be more flirtatious than ever. Send some more pictures. Make him feel close to you.

6. Get more free stuff! Ask him for some money, runs, help, whatever! He is now your b!tch! Congrats.

**ChildeRoland** · 05-17-2009

This will rarely work.
But anyway, heard of a guy that was asked to move in to another guys house because guy #2 thought it was a chick xD
Lawl guide, GL to people trying it

**Don'tTazeMeBro** · 05-17-2009

It works incredibly easy, you'd be surprised. Me and my friend leeched 1k gold and 3 levels off this one guy.

**Killalots** · 05-17-2009

http://www.mmowned.com/forums/wow-sc...o-powerrr.html

A little bit like that in a sense, but I prefer your layout.

Nice work

**Don'tTazeMeBro** · 05-17-2009

Originally Posted by killalots

http://www.mmowned.com/forums/wow-sc...o-powerrr.html

A little bit like that in a sense, but I prefer your layout.

Nice work

Yeah, I know I did realize that, but that's more or less for out of game stuff like CD keys, and game cards, maybe gold. This is more in game etc.

But, thanks.

**hugehair** · 05-17-2009

also if you go onto break dot com, go to picture, and onto spicy, those work rlly well

**Don'tTazeMeBro** · 05-17-2009

Thanks hugehair I'll keep that in mind.

**Lazeka** · 05-18-2009

You'd be surprised at how effective these scams really are. There are A LOT of sick perverts online. It still amazes me.

**Skadi** · 05-18-2009

Nice guide, I'll definitely be trying this one out.

**Rapt0R** · 05-18-2009

If you do not get what you want, he will run off to trade and tell everyone you're a sick slut to the whole server on 2. Trade, common sense.

**Don'tTazeMeBro** · 05-18-2009

Not if you SS everything and blackmail him with it Raptor. And I doubt anyone would do this in the first place because he's the one giving you free stuff.