101 Ways to know if you have played to much WoW

[MeesterCookie]

Hello, this is 101 ways to know if you have been playing too much World of warcraft!

1. When you're walking against a closed lift door.
2. You get into a fight down the pub and tell your best mate to tank while you dps.
3. You play too much WoW when the droprate of your girlfriend's panties is extremely low.
4. You're statting up people in films and wondering what their cast bars look like and what they're specced for.
5. You watch avatar and your mate says "where's that filmed?" and you answer "Looks like Nagrand to me".
6. The Microwave goes ding and you say "Gz".
7. When you're in work and say "has earned the achievement working overtime... 10 points!".
8. When you attempt to punt a garden gnome.
9. When you attempt to /hug a beaten enemy in real life.
10. When you think your boss gives epic loot.
11. When you try cannibalize in rl.... wait, nevermind.
12. When you start yelling lok'tar ogar! in the streets.
13. When you yell for the horde! in a real life fight .
14. You are in the forest and see a bear and you try to make him your pet.
15. You yell “LFG” when being picked for sports teams.
16. You inspect people’s clothing to see if they are enchanted.
17. You don’t know someone’s name and you look above their head.
18. You go to a funeral and you try to loot the corpse.
19. You pass a cop and wonder if you just aggroed him.
20. You ask a store clerk how much you can sell your shoes for.
21. You buy a bag from the store and you check to see how many slots it has.
22. You visit airports just to get more flight paths.
23. You ask to be Master Looter when shopping at the mall.
24. You wonder if real wolves have belts and shoes on them.
25. You pick up a rock and try to use it as a hearthstone.
26. Talking cows and zombies don’t scare you.
27. You brag to your friends that your belt gives you +5 stamina.
28. You think life ends at age 85.
29. You ask the nearest police officer where the closet weapon vendor is.
30. You get mad when you’re not allowed to deposit your weapons in the bank.
31. You run around the streets wearing nothing but underwear, shouting “GOLD PLS!”
32. You buy a horse on your 40th birthday.
33. You buy an even better horse on your 60th birthday.
34. You buy a small plane on your 70th birthday.
35. You climb on top of your mailbox and dance.
36. You are still reading this.
37. You go to a car dealer and ask whether the cars will increase your speed by 60% or by 100%.
38. You ask whether mithril spurs are an option.
39. You try to find a Mini Diablo at the local pet store.
40. You walk to the next nearest city so you can fly there next time.
41. You stop wondering why your backpack can hold 16 pairs of boots, but can’t hold 17 rings.
42. You go to a park and pick flowers to improve your Herbalism skill.
43. You start mining stones.
44. You melt pennies and try to turn them into copper bars.
45. Someone asks you where something is and you yell at them to look it up on thottbot.
46. You ignore a level 60 demon, but remember when you ran screaming from a level 5 bear.
47. You ride the bus to work, telling everyone that you’re saving up for your epic mount.
48. On blah wintery days, you wish you could type “.wchange 0 0″ to make the sun come out.
49. You rip your pants and try to have them fixed at a blacksmith shop.
50. You install your own MaNGOS server just so you can play on Tuesday mornings.
51. You look for the NumLock button when driving in your car.
52. No matter what you’re doing on your computer, you first put three fingers on the A, W, and D keys.
53. You drink ten cans of RedBull to increase your run speed by 30%.
54. You ask everyone you meet, “Wanna join my guild?”
55. Someone asks you to pick up something for them and you say “Inventory is Full.”
56. You take the subway and wish it had an underground aquarium.
57. You start expecting rewards for doing work.
58. A beautiful girl asks you out on a date. You refuse because your guild is doing a Naxx raid.
59. You didn’t think the World of Warcraft South Park episode was all that funny.
60. You check your in-game mail to see how your auctions are doing before you check your email.
61. When you see “Wow” in advertisements, you wonder why they got the capitalization wrong.
62. Having read this, you now want to play.
63. You think about hearthing home at the end of a long day.
64. You feel like a beer and think about hearthing to the pub (inn).
65. You get a ‘pot’ of coffee.
66. Your friend says Wow! and you immediately think of WoW.
67. A door to door salesman comes to the door and you try and get your cat to attack.
68. You finally finish that report at work and yell Horde FTW!
69. A player gets tackled in a footy game, and you yell, “Pwnd!”
70. You wish the weeds in your garden were kingsblood.
71. you try to sneak out of shcool or work thinking that you were in stealth.
72. When you kick your friend in the balls from behind him and yell out, "You just got WTFpwned!"
73. you need help on classwork, you yell out "LFG, LFG for page 386"
74. when you're late for work and he asks you why you were late, and you say "i was in uldaman!"
75. you cant put on a leather jacket cause you think you can only wear cloth
76. you go an entire week without eating cause you claim your spirit is high enough not to need it
77. you get pulled over and when a cop ask for I.D. you say 'just check my stats, im over level 40'
78. You stand around other people's mailboxes expecting to be able to get your mail.
79. You know you've played too much Warcraft when some asks "how are you?" and you say "check my stats."
80. When something is lost your first compulsion is to thottbot it.
81. While watching UFC you shout "Use a pot!"
82. You regard expensive cars as epic mounts.
83. Someone else wearing your clothes is not only unthinkable but impossible.
84. You consider butterknives 'grey drops'.
85. You announce leaving a party by saying "I'm hearthing."
86. You regard your drinking problem as "clever mana conservation."
87. The biggest threat you see to lack of sleep is not getting as much XP.
88. You respond to a beggar in the street with "Go farm."
89. Not being able to type "LFG" severely limits your ability to get someone to help you.
90. You refuse tasks from parents/supervisors because "The rewards suck."
91. Child prodigies are merely 'twinked.'
92. It takes a few seconds to realize why you can't try someone else's clothes on while they're wearing it.
93. Not being good at math merely means you specced in a different tree.
94. You wonder why the priest is holding out on rezzing at a funeral.
95. You walk around a forest looking for strange herbs in order to make magical potions.
96. When you get sent to the headteacher's office at school, you bring along some friends with you and start killing the 'elite' teachers in there hoping to steal their cash (gold).
97. You have to make 5 trips to the grocery store because you think that your inventory is full.
98. On Halloween you start attacking other people because they look like the Horde
99. You start living in a graveyard claiming to be undead
100. You go to a farm doing the the chicken dance hoping the chicken looks at you weirdly so you can start a quest.
101. You aren't reading the "Mmowned" Bots Forum.

There you go, 101 ways to know if you have been playing too much world of warcraft!
Hope you enjoyed! ( note these aren't mine, these are from ALL over the internet, random webpages forums and otherwise. So it's not a re-post it's my complie. )

-MeesterCookie.

[186eclipse]

+Rep for the work in typing this lol.

[MeesterCookie]

Well I mostly done about 2 hours worth of coppying and pasting, I had to do a few punctiation mistakes though. :x

Feel free to add your ones in the comments.

---------- Post added at 07:12 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:29 PM ----------

Might add more tommorow, Just for the sake of it. :P

[Miksu]

Haha this is cool, rofl

[ally4821]

Wait the weeds aren't Kingsblood? So my greater healing potions aren't going to work either? Damn this thread...

[MeesterCookie]

Haha I lol'ed.

[MeesterCookie]

Only 3 replies?

[legaly]

very funnygood job mate

[Bladeward11]

Funny stuff.

[PwNzM]

Really funny. lol