<Insert something here> Is faster than Blizzard Customer Support

[#ClumsyWizard]

So.. I got this idea from a few friends of mine to create a list of things that take time, but are quicker than Blizzard customer support. They can be funny, or insulting. Please though that you follow the guidelines of this forum when you post. I don't want the mighty KuIRoS to be provoked and locked my thread because of someone thought it was cool to be a racist.

I'll start with something.

Running from Westfall to Nordrassil as a ghost with no perks is faster than Blizzard Customer Support. (Surprisingly, the boats works for me.)

Grinding fishing from 1-525 is faster than Blizzard Customer Support.

Waiting in a long line at McDonalds is faster than Blizzard Customer Support.

Flying from the US to England for a week and back is faster than Blizzard Customer Support.

Finding the end of the Internet is faster than Blizzard Customer Support.

Asking what a Parog is is faster than Blizzard Customer Support.

Anyone have ideas?

[Dombo]

Building my secret underground lair in minecraft is faster than Blizzard Customer Support?

[Zoidberg]

Downloading the whole internet with a 56kbit/s connection is faster than Blizzard Customer Support.

[Confucius]

The time it takes for the sun to go boom is faster than Blizzard Customer Support.

[Casadi]

The time it takes for me to think of something witty to respond with is faster than Blizzard Customer Support.

[eSko]

Actually, Blizzard Customer Support is pretty fast these days... You guys should try Steam Support...

chkdsk on a 2.7TB NAS @ mmo-champion is faster than Steam Support.

[Neer]

Turtle is faster.
Edit: Fo real
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