A funny letter blizzard wrote me after threating them :b

[b!atch]

No im not suicidal. It was just a whine to get back my account

Okay guys. So my account with about 27 characters on that ive had for 4 years got banned about half a year ago. Since then ive been spamming them with emails like "I DIDNT DO IT, I WAS HACKED FOR **** SAKE. CANT YOU SEE ITS NOT MY FAULT? UR NOT ****ING ALLOWED TO BAN ME YOU ****HEADS. ILL TAKE YOU TO COURT"

And " Please, its not my fault i was banned, im so sorry i really am, i would never do such a horrible thing, i know ive been bad some times but after my last ban expired i never did something illegal again. please!!!"


And since they refused to give me back the account i thought i might aswell Drop the bomb!


I told them something like this (i dont remember what exactly)

"Please forgive me, i didnt do it and im so sad. I dont want to live anymore, if you dont give me back my account i will do a suicide. Its my life"


Etc etc. Then 1 month l8r i recieved this email^^



Question part of the email -

[b!atch]

I find it funny. Maybe its just my sucky humour:b

[DuDeY 016]

not funny.

[b!atch]

You lack on bad humour!!:d

[C-Death]

Sorry, not funny.

[Walliegabe]

Haha it's pretty messed up that they didn't even care xD That email is like the same thing as saying "Fine go commit suicide! we ain't giving it back! Get some help or something you crazy person!"

[Verye]

It's mainly because Account Administration (note, not GMs, just Account Administration) pretty much has a pre-set format for emails they send. They always say the exact same words because they have to.

[b!atch]

Theyre mean imo:b But i still think its funny^^

[Matt]

They see a wall of text on a banned account.. they just go to the auto-reply and send out "Sorry now GTFO or buy another copy of WoW"

[Palumir]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. That's friggin hilarious. That's such an epic phail if he does.

[b!atch]

I see some people finds this funny xD

[JD]

I don't... sowweh

[Errage]

I don't see humor in this, personally. Blizzard didn't want to return your account, but they didn't want you to go and hurt yourself and blame it on them, so they gave links to places that might be able to help you if you really were dependent on their game, and had the intent to harm yourself.

[Palumir]

I was baked when I wrote that message and now I realise it makes no sence.

[Verye]

I don't see any humor in it either.

You're wasting Blizzard's time and you're wasting your time.