while i do agree wolfy is a terrible gm, the player was indeed an idiot. he created a character then stood still and begged for a gm to help him all the meanwhile where he was supposed to be (you know, like with people pvping and lewt n stuff?) was 5~ feet in front of him.
furthermore, if your going to /facepalm my signature, kindly send it in a pm next time as i don't randomly run through forums looking for people talking about it, kthx?
ontopic: no, it doesn't work on mangos because they actually put some thought into things before coding it.