What if Visual Studios had Achivements;

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Found this earlier today; thought all the Win32 Hackers would get a kick out of it :P.

#31 I’m Sorry – Created a new Visual Basic Project

#28 Pokemon Programming – Caught all the exceptions

1. Falling Down – Created a new SharePoint project
2. Job Security – Written a LINQ query with over 30 lines of code
3. The Sword Fighter – 5 Consecutive Solution Rebuilds with zero code changes
4. Shotgun Debugging – 5 Consecutive Solution Rebuilds with a single character change
5. The Mathematician – Defined 15 local variables with a single character name
6. The Academic – Written 1000 lines of F#
7. Spaghetti Monster – Written a single line with more than 300 characters
8. Wild One – Mixed tabs and spaces for indentation more than 5 times in a single line
9. The Organizer – Created a Solution with more than 50 projects
10. The Portal – Created a circular project dependency
11. The Multitasker – Have more than 50 source files open at the same time
12. The Code Keeper – Uninstalled Resharper because it made you redundant
13. Pasta Chef – Created a class with more than 100 fields, properties or methods
14. Procedural Programmer – Created a method with more than 10 out parameters
15. Steam Powered – Added Visual Studio as a Steam game
16. The Poet – Written a source file with more than 10,000 lines
17. The Enterprise – Build Solution took more than 10 minutes
18. Highway to Hell – Successfully created a WCF service
19. The Explainer – Written a comment with more than 100 words
20. TPS Reports – Created a Crystal Reports Project
21. Rage Quit – ALT+F4 after a failed bug fix
22. Ooooh Shiny – Written 100 extensions methods
23. Look Ma – Written an infinite Fibonacci generator using yield
24. The Engineer – Killed a zombie with The Wrench
25. The Architect – Created 25 Interfaces in a single project
26. The Right Way – Test method is longer than the tested method
27. The Defender – Checked every argument for null exceptions
28. Pokemon Programming – Caught all the exceptions
29. Black Magic – Implemented a RealProxy
30. Gimme back my ASM – Used ILGenerator
31. I’m Sorry – Created a new Visual Basic Project
32. The SEO Expert – ASP.NET MVC Routing table with more than 100 routes
33. The Matrix – Windows Forms with more than 100 controls
34. The Daredevil – UpdatePanels nested more than 3 layers deep
35. Just a Test – Nested multiline C-style comments that caused a compilation error
36. Warm Bath – Successfully consumed a non .NET SOAP web service
37. Old School – Defined more than 100 static objects
38. The Cloner – Copy-pasted more than 50 lines
39. The Dependency – Referenced more than 30 projects
40. Paying the bills – Imported a Visual Basic project
41. First Hit – Included a Codeproject.com library into your project and it actually compiled
42. Paula – Define a firstname field with value Brillant
43. Every Option Considered – Created an enum with more than 30 values

[DamonT]

Great find
They should really add such an achievement system

[Jadd]

#21 = life story