My favourite is when people refuse to move on from VB6 to C#.
Here is how the conversation normally goes.
Me: Why are you still using VB6 and not C#.
Other: Because VB6 is simpler and you get the same results.
Me: No it doesn't, my friend can make your VB6 program in C# and it would be better.
Other: No it would be the same thing.
Me: Dude I ported this VB6 program to C# and it used significantly less memory.
Other: Using less memory doesn't make it better.
Me: /facepalm, I am glad you don't plan to program as a professional.
Note: We were talking about a simple program nothing major.
Yeah I did
When I read this I was like "why should a professional program anyways?"
I hacked 127.0.0.1
1) Real men write code in Fortran.
2) When that's not fast enough, screw platform independence and use ASM.
3) ....
4) Profit !!!
....
x) Note to self: to actually get stuff done, use a more modern language like C#
Seriously, to the "compiles to the same thing" dudes... go google "compiler assembler linker" or try this link and learn (which is why you are reading this forum).
A Brain**** program: ++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-]>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------.--------.>+.>.
The same program in C++:
Both are compiled to the same output, e.g. x86 machine code. Thus Brain**** is just as good and useful as C++. I'm also selling this fine [Sarcasm Detector]. Nevertheless, Brain**** is a fun language to play with.Code:#include <iostream> int main() { std::cout << "Hello world" << std::endl; }
Last edited by Sednogmah; 04-28-2010 at 04:12 PM.
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Yup, as an example, here's a Linux one:
awib - Project Hosting on Google Code
[16:15:41] Cypher: caus the CPU is a dick
[16:16:07] kynox: CPU is mad
[16:16:15] Cypher: CPU is all like
[16:16:16] Cypher: whatever, i do what i want
Weird language is weird.
Shit, that's my bad then. I always thought they were interpreters that maintaned an array of cells. My bad. Sorry about that.This.Weird language is weird.
So you're excused. ;P
Regardless of the technical differences.. I really hate the syntax. It reminds me way too much of pascal/delphi, which I also hated. It's just far too literal and ugly. You're writing code, not a book.