The Unofficial Retarded PM Thread

[Cypher]

I'm sure others here get retarded PMs and some of them are pretty funny, so I thought I'd start a thread where regulars can post them.

Here's one I just received:

Hey... I was wondering.. Could I have your MSN, if you have one, because I need some help with my computer.. I tried to install W7 but I messed something up.. I now have W7 but the partition where I had Vista is all gone, I can't access it', but it's there on Disk Management. Any help would be awesome, thanks.

And here's one from earlier:

Sorry for disturbing you, however knowing your programming reputation, I felt as though asking you would be the best solution.

Again, I apologize.

For the past two weeks... With all the other bots down... and the ones up, being crap, I wrote my own. (yay for me lol) It is a pvp/pve bot and it is written in autoit (bleh but it works!). It does memory read, however only for the xyz coordinates for waypoints.

From what I've reading the Mem editing section, blizzard has banned tons of people.

Could you advise me on this? This reading of the xyz coords, is it bannable? (i wont release it to the public)

Thanks for your time, and sorry again.

[Saedusii]

Just don't put their names in there.. I don't think people would appreciate getting mocked publicly.

Edit: Spurven loves it.

[Spurven]

Lol, you don't have to remove my name, he can humiliate as much as he want to :P I don't mind.

[nothinglol]

Hey, ummmm I was wondering.... if you're around the neighborhood sometime can you drop by.

....I want babies.....

Cypher I got your message. I think we should wait till marriage though. And besides I'm with 2d / errage / DS right now.

[Hellson]

If those are the most retarded Pm's you ever got, consider yourself lucky.

They ain't that bad.

[Cypher]

If those are the most retarded Pm's you ever got, consider yourself lucky.

They ain't that bad.

No. I don't have all the really retarded ones because I have to regularly clean out my inbox and don't bother saving anything.

[jjaa]

Lol Cypher. I am surprised. I don't see a PM from Kynox's sister

[Nesox]

Got this one a while ago... i lol'd

Hey im having a problem with my jump hack can u help me im programing in auto it`?

[miLl3niUm]

I never liked this kind of threads because you make fun with people, it's no fun for me. It's not right to make fun of people who don't have a good knowledge of something. I don't wanna be flamed so I'll just stay out of this topic :P

[Robske]

I never liked this kind of threads because you make fun with people who are indeed stupid, but it's no fun for me. It's not right to make fun of people who don't have a good knowledge of something. I don't wanna be flamed so I'll just stay out of this topic :P

Shut up

I just wanted to let you know
I love you

Hey there, i noticed you usually have alot to say about things relating to WoW botting (Including some posts in MES). I know this is probably a huge long shot but would you have, or happen to know someone who has 'private' botting software and willing to let a paying customer buy it? I'm not a blizzard mole i swear! and i wont leak it out because that's dumb. I hate mimic [With a PASSION]but cant go anywhere else. Botting is just a side thing (I have a real job) but the bills just aren't being paid. Well there you have my sob story, lol.

To bad you've made the thread after I deleted most of the retarded posts (although there are still alot of message from sku there)

Cypher, I think it's time to ask, what's with the charzard (AMG) profile picture?

Because the water/leaf pokemon can't do this

[KuRIoS]

just to take one of the PM's i just received 5 mins ago
"How do i PM someone"

[MaxiPads]

just to take one of the PM's i just received 5 mins ago
"How do i PM someone"

Your kidding me..

[Cypher]

just to take one of the pm's i just received 5 mins ago
"how do i pm someone"

l... O... L...

[Xarg0]

Hey It's me again
Quick question.
I keep seeing this thrown around:
Quote:
CurObj = Memory.ReadUInt(hProcess, (ObjectManager.s_curMgr + 0xAC));
Now I understand what this is supposed to do, but i don't understand how they go about getting the offset 0xAC!

I understand how you add 0xAC to the base pointer to get to the firstObject then after that add 0x3c to get ptr to the next object.
I just don't know how they came about getting the 0xAC offset from memory! Do they use a debugger or what?

hey man can you send the rar file to [email protected]?

ill rep you, the DL link for xyz isnt working =(
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I used to get stuff like this on a regular basis

[schlumpf]

I love how people gave up asking me things sometime. I guess, I got enough to hate me.