I'm not sure if it's the weirdest thing I did when drunk, but I remember coming out of a blackout walking down the road with only 1 shoe, a broken toe, sprained wrist and elbow and cuts and scrapes all over my body. Talked to some friend later in the day and found out I had fell off a ~30 foot cliff and they had thought I was dead and left me there.
I stopped drinking(mostly) after that.
Have you ever been arrested for anything worse than a minor offense?