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[Enfeebleness]

http://www.chacha.com/info/guidesignup

Our Guides earn between $5-10 per search hour based on performance. With a computer and a broadband Internet connection, Guides can work whenever and wherever they choose.

You MUST be invited by another ChaCha Guide who has reached the Master level.



Another person has to invite you? Pft, sounds kind of a dumb how they chose to do that.

I thought it sounded kind of sweet too...

[EliMob441]

Lol, IT IS SO SIMPLE ot become a guide talk with a guide ask for sites thats can inv PM person on the site they inv u easy as 1 2 3. Bad thing is im 15 :-/

[Enfeebleness]

Rofl, so am i fool :P

But hey, get to stay home all day to work? Sounds fun.

[Banksey]

Awww man I almost had me a job

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JasonK
JasonK: Welcome to ChaCha!
JasonK: Hello
You: Hi
JasonK: You are trying to obtain an invitation to chacha?
You: Ya from a guide with a Master Level, Know any sites?
JasonK: I don't
JasonK: But I could invite you
You: Really
JasonK: Well
JasonK: Tell me what you know about chacha
JasonK: That is, what you know about being a guide
You: Well, I know alot, I use the service alot, And know how to talk to people, What I can and can't search for people, Just the basic stuff like that.
JasonK: Ok
JasonK: Are you aware of pay, and how payment is done?
You: I am aware of the pay, But as far as how payment is done no.
JasonK: Ok
JasonK: Two options for payment - the first and preferred is to sign up for a first internet bank account
JasonK: This happens automatically when you become a guide, you just have to print out and mail in a form
JasonK: Then, all pay is directed into this bank account, for which you will have a debit card
JasonK: The benefit of this is that you can be paid instananeously
JasonK: instantaneously too.
JasonK: The down side is that each time you request payment there is a $2 fee
JasonK: So, if you want to get paid every time you make $50, you can
JasonK: Or you can wait until you make $500
JasonK: Whatever you'd like
You: Ok sounds nice...Would Paypal count as a internet bank, Or is there a preferred site they like to use.
JasonK: Their is an actual bank
You: Oh
JasonK: Called First Internet bank
JasonK: Its the only thing they allow
JasonK: Because they have an agreement with them of some sort
You: Thats good.
JasonK: Here's the banks site
You: Thank you
JasonK: The other payment option is a monthly check which you receive if you have over $100 accrued
JasonK: I am not familiar with this option
JasonK: So, not much info
You: Ok, Well most people would prefer First Internet Bank
JasonK: Right
JasonK: $2 isn't much if I can be paid every week, or more
JasonK: The only big thing about chacha that sucks is the pay is really really bad
JasonK: And only the first ten minutes of any search are paid
JasonK: And, obviously you aren't searching all the time, even if you're logged in
JasonK: So even though pay is $5/search hour, on a good day 4 hours might make you $17
You: Well, Im not really in it for the money, More for just the expierence and I hear from employees, Its a good side job
JasonK: It really is
JasonK: Its especially good if you are already on the computer
JasonK: When starting out you don't get many searches
JasonK: So there's a lot of time put in at first without any profit
JasonK: But after the first 10-20 hours
JasonK: Searches come regularly
You: Sounds really nice.
JasonK: The only other thing is that being over 18, having a SSN, and hi-speed connection are all required
You: Got um all
JasonK: Alright
JasonK: When you sign up
JasonK: you are supposed to choose 3 keywords
JasonK: You get paid after you train to pro on one of them
JasonK: This process goes a lot faster if you only choose one
JasonK: Once that first one is pro, you start getting real searches
You: Cool
JasonK: After that you can choose your other two
JasonK: All I need is your email
JasonK: And I have to invite you from a friend's account
You: Is there any specifications on the country you live in?
JasonK: I'm out of invites..popular job
You:
JasonK: Well
JasonK: If you have a US SSN
JasonK: Or Tax ID
JasonK: I'm not sure that it matters
JasonK: But there could be problems
JasonK: Are you a kanuck?
JasonK: or...bengali
JasonK: Or
JasonK: UK?
JasonK:
You: :P Im Irish
JasonK: I see
JasonK: And you have a US SSN?
JasonK: Cuz without it, they'll deny you
You: Well I have Ireland's equivelant to a SSN which is a PPS
JasonK: Ah
JasonK: Unfortunately
JasonK: That wont work
You: Damn
JasonK: Because chacha is US based and for tax purposes
JasonK: They seem to be
JasonK: Ignoring the rest of the world right now
You: Awww that sucks
JasonK: So anyone who tries to sign up has to put in a SSN to get past the sign up process
JasonK: Indeed it does
JasonK: I've met quite a few
JasonK: Outsiders
JasonK: If you will
JasonK: Who'd like to be guides
JasonK: But, alas
JasonK: For now it is not to be
JasonK: I do apologize
You: And I presume there no easy way to get an American SSN :P
JasonK: Haha
JasonK: Not any more
JasonK: Well, if that be all
JasonK: Erin Go Bragh
JasonK: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

LOL At the end he said Erin Go Bragh which means Ireland Forever, What a cool guy

[Icicle]

LOL idusy, i got alisonc too

[rudez]

hahaha i liked this 1, but it was toooo short

christina(19827): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey
christina(19827): Hello
You: sup
christina(19827): What canI find for you today?
You: hmm
christina(19827): nothing here,how how about you?
You: just a bit horny
You: what are you wering?
You: wearing**
christina(19827): Im only allowed to find sites
You: well canu find me a site with pics of christina(19827) ?
christina(19827): Not discuss private information
christina(19827): Have a great day
christina(19827): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended

this ones funny

Status: Connected to guide: Amy(33389)
Amy(33389): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey
Amy(33389): Hello what can I find for you today?
You: wats crakalakin?
Amy(33389): Not much, how about you?
You: yea same old u no wat im sayin
You: k wel lisen um
You: up*
You: im lookin for sum of that stuff
Amy(33389): which stuff is that?
You: u no, i lookin for the pure dealers
You: tha ones that can get sum premium shizznit
Amy(33389): I'm sorrry, I can't help you find that. Have a grreat day!
Amy(33389): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended

[soulstruck11]

atus: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Kimberly(56105)
Status: Session ended.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Kelly(69446)
Kelly(69446): Welcome to ChaCha!
Kelly(69446): Hello!
You: hi i want a website where i can sign up to suck on cat nipples
Kelly(69446): I don't think there is one.
You: can you suck my nipples
Kelly(69446): Can I help you with something else?
You: yes
You: sucking my nipples
Kelly(69446): I'll have to report abuse
You: no
You: please
Kelly(69446): okay
Kelly(69446): Anything else?
You: i just want someone to help me find a good website for cat lovers as myself
Kelly(69446): Great, I can find that.
Kelly(69446): one moment...
You: tell me kelly have you ever made love to a porgugese woman
Kelly(69446): No, Have a great day!!
You: wait
Kelly(69446): What
You: i need more help
Kelly(69446): With?
You: i need a website to find a custom pie maker
You: that i can make nasty pig love sex with
Kelly(69446): Thanks for using Chacha!!
Kelly(69446): Thank you for using ChaCha!

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Status: Looking for a guide ...
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Status: Connected to guide: vonda(69912)
vonda(69912): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi i'm a white man
vonda(69912): Hi Im Vonda
You: does that bother you
vonda(69912): how are you
vonda(69912): um
vonda(69912): no I cant see you
vonda(69912): LOL
You: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahgahahahahahah
vonda(69912): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: i need help with something
vonda(69912): what is that?
You: i am with a group for white supremicy so i need a picture of a black man on fire
vonda(69912): dont know if i can find it, but i can look
vonda(69912): I think...
You: ok let me rephrase that
You: i need a picture of an african american on fire
You: can u find that
vonda(69912): like i said, not sure
vonda(69912): but i will look
You: so vonda have u ever licked a boob before
You: i did to get a cheesedoodle
You: because i can make that arrangement
You: me you and a spanish prostitute
You: oo yes and a cheesdoodle
You: so what do u say
You: i need to find something else
vonda(69912): there are some 'burning" pics
You: a picture of you wearing a chester the cheeto costume
You: it will please me
You: i have needs
You: do u also have a penis
vonda(69912): lets see what i can do for you there toio
You: and nads+
You: i need a porn site of girls with penis'
vonda(69912): friad im all outta those
You: enough about me lets talk about you
vonda(69912): got ya a burning man, and group of men
You: what are your fetishes
You: im so horny
vonda(69912): Im wanting a cheeto now
You: i can picture u licking my nipples
vonda(69912): well, if thats all for you today
You: no
You: i want pictures of monkeys, monkeys in coconut bras
vonda(69912): lol
vonda(69912): that may be fun to find
You: im serious
You: i also want pictures of penquins, penquins everywhere
You: do it
You: make it happen
You: im counting on you bitch
You: i want many tree frogs all wearing dresses
You: basically any animal wearing a dress
You: and mabye some chocolate cake
You: with some cheese doodles
You: would you **** me, cause i'd **** me
vonda(69912): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (would you **** me, cause i'd **** me)
You: bo
You: no
You: i was kidding
You: dont eat me
You: just **** me now
vonda(69912): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (just **** me now)

[kelat]

LOL soulstruck hahahahahhahahahaha WOW. hahahaha. ah all my friends and i use cha cha at school now when we have free time. a lot of the guides love talking to people, others dont lol. however my friend did look up weed milkshakes / any type of food and the guide seemed overly "helpful" :P she even suggested making spaghetti lmao. what a great service.

[fonstump]

Wow, this site is awsome.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Karmel(12762)
Karmel(12762): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello..
Karmel(12762): What can I help you find on this topic?
Karmel(12762): Hi there!
Karmel(12762): What can I help you find on this topic?
You: could you help me find the best way to commit suicide
You: ?
Karmel(12762): I am sorry we can not do that. I have to advise you to call a suicide hotline.
You: =P
You: Well if you dont want to help I guess I can find my own way (around this time websites pop up with links to suicide hotlines)
Karmel(12762): Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: thanks for the suicide hotline link but I think Im done with all this.
You: Ive put up with enough
Karmel(12762): Have a better night
You: kthnx bye
Karmel(12762): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Bonnie(3930
Bonnie(3930: Welcome to ChaCha!
Bonnie(3930: Hello
You: Hey bonnie.
Bonnie(3930: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: Im looking for a girl
Bonnie(3930: Online
You: preferably 17+/blonde and green eyes
You: Are you 17+ blonde and have green eyes?
Bonnie(3930: No
Bonnie(3930: Are these results sufficient?
You: Do you think you could get blonde hair and green eyes?
Bonnie(3930: No sorry
You: You could get your hair dyed and contacts for your eyes
Bonnie(3930: No not happening....sorry
You: why?
Bonnie(3930: Keep looking you will find her
Bonnie(3930: married
You: He cant be that good.
You: Is he?
Bonnie(3930: Bye

[black1337]

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Status: Connected to guide: Maria(15271)
Maria(15271): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
Maria(15271): My apologies, Transferring to another Guide more suitable for this Search..
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
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Status: Connected to guide: Michelle(67280)
Michelle(67280): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey
Michelle(67280): Hi
Michelle(67280): what can i help you with today?
You: I need pics of burnt tongues
Michelle(67280): ok ill get right on that
You: Okay cool
You: That guy got WTFPWNTINTHEFACE5TIMESINTHEPASTLOLZOWNED!??!?!?!
Michelle(67280): LOL ok
You: Thats gross o.o

And the site which I warn you is very gross http://www.simonleggett.com/lightning.htm

[WoWLegend]

like WTF mate
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[edestron]

Status: Connected to guide: Kessa(65823)
You: hehe
Kessa(65823): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: I'm bored
You: hello
Kessa(65823): Hello
Kessa(65823): So you'd like a picture of a fat cook
You: Welp... This is One... Awkward Situation
Kessa(65823): If I'm not mistaken
You: lol
Kessa(65823): lol
You: Aye, from www.MMowqned.com they show them asking for stuff like that
You: I jsut wanna try
You: they Pulled up Hilarious things
You: I wanna make a thread of funny thigns like that ^.^
You: a Fat cook... That is so disturbing...
Kessa(65823): lol
You:
Kessa(65823): I get that request all the time
You: Just making your Job more awkward
Kessa(65823): don't worry about it
You: lol
You: Lol, you guys are so fun to talk to ( ^.^) (^.^) (^.^ )
You: :P
Kessa(65823): thanks
Kessa(65823): I thought so
You:
You: Quitre
You: Quite*
You: And to think, I am going to Lin k this whole conversation for No reason
Kessa(65823): So does that mean I'll be famous
You: serendpity... Interesting, Juzst looking at the Psych test add, thats trhe word, and asks for what pops up in mind
You: More Famous then Janet reno in a Bathrub if thats what your going for!
Kessa(65823): lol
Kessa(65823): I'll stick to behind the scenes thanks
You: ~_^ My mind... it jsut went a Blank
Kessa(65823): surprisingly there are many pictures of fat chef's in mind. Did you have a particular one in mind?
You: No i didn't... well I want a actual fat one... not jsut one that looks original, somethiung that might make your eyes bleed from all that blubber
Kessa(65823): So where not going for chef boy ar Dee
You: I want to make sure its a Funny Picture, not a Picture of Spartus, the Strongest warrior in the world, defeated 1 million ina war, without a scratch
You: not at all
Kessa(65823): I have one for you
You: Chef boy ar dee is Nothing but a Trader... a Trader to what food actually is!
You: OMG MY EYES OH GOSD THAT THING WHAT IS IT
Kessa(65823): a fat chef you asked for
You: OH GOD HIS FACE! WHATS HIS FACE! OH GOD WHAT IS HIS FACER!?
Kessa(65823): lol
You: HOLY JEESUS MY MIND ITS MEL;TING THAT THING IS SO UGLY AND DISTURNING THAT SCARRED ME FOR LIFE
You: I'm fine
You: Will never Look at that ever again.
Kessa(65823): lol sorry
You: ah np
You: God, Who is James Ross?
Kessa(65823): lol I don't know
You: hehe
You: So, you Play any MM games?
Kessa(65823): not really
You: Massive Multiplayer like World of Warcraft?
You: :P
Kessa(65823): no
You: Sheesh! You have no idea what your missing
Kessa(65823): really
You: Very!
You: aye, go to google video
You: type in Nogg-aholic
You: watch the Nogg-aholic Movie
You: and Love blizzared for the rest of your life!
You: freakign amaziong
You: Please do
You: ahhh your working hah ?
Kessa(65823): yes
You:
You: Then Write it down!
Kessa(65823): ok
You: Trust me, you May think it is a Waste of time, But its not at all!
You: it cna change your Life! Make you UNdepressed
You: lol, but i'm not joking its pure amazing
Kessa(65823): I'll have to check that out
You: You will.
You: You have to.
You: You need to.,
Kessa(65823): lol ok
You: Its like feeding a baby
You: You got to do it, or else you won;t be happy with the result
Kessa(65823): that unenjoyable
You: My mind works Like a parachute, You have to open it to make it work! lol gross
You: Yes, very, thats why you gotta watch the Nogg-Aholic video
You: Have i told you I got a Obese Choclate Lab called sisquee hehe shes to lovable
You: and fat!
Kessa(65823): lol
You: very fat!
You: So fat
Kessa(65823): wow
Kessa(65823): I see
You: I wake up with maybe what... 300 Punds laying on my face?
You: Pounds*
Kessa(65823): lol
Kessa(65823): ok gross
You: Lol, shes really healthy though
You: lol
Kessa(65823): lol
You: Yeah I don;t wanna give you Images of me waing up and hearing my dog Breath Heavily outside my door
You: Open the door... and I'm tackled
Kessa(65823): lol
Kessa(65823): didn't need to have that impression in my mind
You: Ah, so we were searching for fat cooks hah?
Kessa(65823): lol
You: lol
Kessa(65823): Hey this has been great. But my time limit has arrived
Kessa(65823): lol
You:
You: Okay, well thank you for the Conmversation
You: Got bored
Kessa(65823): you too
You: hehe
You: Plenty more were that came from
You: So, what is my name
You: You?
You: Whats it say my hname is?
Kessa(65823): try to do another search see if you get me
You: Is my name You?
Kessa(65823): it doesn't you an info seeker
You: ohhhh
You: thats interesting
Kessa(65823): lol
You: My name is Info seeker
You: lol
You: Okay, good luck, Thanks for makling me scream in horror about that terrible picture of James ross
Kessa(65823): lol any time
You: Lemme... look at it again
Kessa(65823): lol have a good day
You: OLY JEESUS ITS LIKE A FREAKING PIG COMBINED WITH A FAT BUTT!
You: AEGGG
Kessa(65823): lol
Kessa(65823): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.LOL! I was so nervous of doing this, but me and this guy had great Laughs, if you wanna see what I was screaming at so much, that james ross or so, here is tjhe Pic.

http://www.pbase.com/carrhighlander/image/50644190

ARGGG WHAT IS IT!?

[Enfeebleness]

God, i was thinking "ha ha, this will be a funny picture of a chef"

................................................................................ .......................i was mistaken.