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A man goes into a brothel and walks up to the madam "What can i get for $5" asks the man? "Not much," says the madam, "But i suppose you might get a penguin". The man isn't sure what a "Penguin" is but, being desperate, he hands over the cash. The madam takes him to a back room and tells him to drop his trousers. A prostitute then comes in and starts doing a striptease. Just as the man is getting excited, the prostitute turns her back and leaves. The man waddles after her with his trousers around his ankles. "Hey!" he shouts. "What the hell is a penguin?"