Save the person above you!

[uawili]

I grab a gauze out of my backpack but my lighter strikes a rag and the backpack catches on fire.

[Le Froid]

I grab a gauze out of my backpack but my lighter strikes a rag and the backpack catches on fire.

I light the fire out..when all the sudden Emily Dickinson comes out of nowhere and strangles me (cant think well )

[uawili]

I take out a switchblade and cut Emily Dickinson's throat, but i get Aids and 5 other STDs from her blood.

[Intel]

then i come out of know where and my magic fart cured your Aids and STDs but then a rock came from be hind and went thru my head....

[Tink]

Using the [Ancient Artifact of Time Travel], I reverese the material Time-Flow and stop the rock before it goes through you head. However, the artifact breaks and sends me into the twisting nether.

[Errage]

I use my Mod powers to save you from the vortex of nothingness, but get demodded and thrown into a pit of scorpions for abuse of power saving you worthless butt

[Daft]

I use my mighty-brain powers to go back in time and implant the scorpions with a bomb that will explode when they get within 7 inches of you,
but one of the bombs exploded in my hand!!!!!

[C-Death]

I donate one of my hands, you now equip [Hand of Deathboy312] which has a 100% chance of a 100000000000k hit bonus. I am suffering from Blood loss.

[Bane.]

I donate one of my hands, you now equip [Hand of Deathboy312] which has a 100% chance of a 100000000000k hit bonus. I am suffering from Blood loss.

I become a vampire and suck your blood making you a vampire, thus having no need to have blood.

But i go to grab the Wal-street journal and forget im in the sun and i start to melt.

[Daft]

I bring my handy-dandy freeze ray and permanently keep you from melting,
but then a bunch of lazy leeching monkeys start throwing their crap at me (Which is another form of acid.)

[Bane.]

I bring my handy-dandy freeze ray and permanently keep you from melting,
but then a bunch of lazy leeching monkeys start throwing their crap at me (Which is another form of acid.)

I give you a hug cuz my hugs cure all, but i get AIDs

[Zokmag]

I'll buy [Thing that cures AIDS] at the AH but someone overbided me!

[aznboy]

I look for the guy that overbid you and beat him up til he doesnt want it anymore but while i was going i fell into a river of shark

[trizzledizzle]

I punched the shark in the mouth with my [Penis of immense force]but in the process the teeth sliced it off