Save the person above you!

[Gelormino]

I try and protect you but Conflag's 1337 army beats the hell out of me...His squirrels eat out meh brain and I become an undead

[Acespades]

You guys both die because conflag is a girl. I then give her a high five and get a thorn in my hand

[Pimpin_N0ob]

I get my tweezers but after getting the thorn out I stab my eye!

[Errage]

I push the thorn further into your head, then pull it out. It turns out you had a brain tumor, which I just removed!

But OHWAIT! There seems to be a piece of popcorn stuck in my throat 3:

(My beautiful popcorn! HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS?!)

[R4mbo | Mr. R]

I kicked your ass so the popcorn flew out of your throat, but I broke my foot and a dangerous weasel of death is slowly walking into my direction....

EDIT: AAAAh, sry Errage, just recognized your a girl, this is my redone version now:

I kicked your ass so the popcorn flew out of your throat, excused myself but I broke my foot and a dangerous weasel of death is slowly walking into my direction....

[Le Froid]

I push you out of the way but then slip and can't walk and now the weasel of death attacks me

[pyrojunkie]

I run up and punt the weasel of death, with my slightly misshapen foot and leg from the piano! But before he went airborne he latched onto my big toe with his foaming teeth o doom. He is slowly climbing up my obscured leg now and is getting ready to lunge at what used to be my beautiful face, however now it just practically mush because SOMEONE (not gunna mention any names here >> ) didnt get to that part in time.... SAVE ME FROM THIS RABID MONSTROSITY!

[Kyiz]

I run into the room and yell "FORE" and soccer kick the dog off you when i slip in a puddle of water

[Zokmag]

I'll catch you but your to heavy so i broke my legs! :O

[Ryuk]

i place your bones in place and send you to an ambulance, but after that i get shot by a sniper (prolly angry conflag)

[shade599]

I try to jump in front of the bullet, but I miss and accidentally tackle you. At least you're safe. Now I'm being attacked by people who think my avatar's a Metroid!

[Nolixz]

I try to log on to mmowned and change shade's avatar but then i get haunted by hackers.

[Kyiz]

...When I call Matt Farrell to hack the hackers before they hack you, when a Giant Man Eating Sponge crashes through my window..

[shade599]

I find a giant pinapple for it to live in, so it's friendly! But then I start to drown while I'm underwater in the pinapple.

[C-Death]

I use [The best] and cut the pinapple for 100000000k damage, but the sword stabs sme XD