I picked a random gold site and chatted away.
Worth the read.
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General Info
Chat start time Nov 4, 2007 12:46:58 AM EST Chat end time Nov 4, 2007 1:34:58 AM EST Duration (actual chatting time) 00:47:59 Operator Ivy Chat Transcript
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Ivy: hi
Ivy: may i help u?
Ace: Ni Hao!
Ivy: ni hao
Ace: Da Jia Hao!
Ivy: ni xiang gan shen me?
Ace: Tai Hao Le!
Ace: Wuo Jiao Ace
Ivy: yes, i see
Ace: ?
Ace: wo zhi hui jiang yi dian zhong wen
Ivy: hai bu cuo
Ace: dui bu qi...
Ace: wo zhi hui jiang yi dian zhong wen
Ivy: ni you ben shi jiu da zhonf wen
Ivy: zhong
Ace: Ni shi ben dan
Ivy: u 2
Ace: Xie Xie Xie Xie
Ace: No but really
Ace: where are you from?
Ivy: China
Ace: Cool
Ace: Have you seen the video about china?
Ace: *
Ace: good stuff
Ivy: no, i am working now
Ace: Just when you get a chance
Ace: I have a problem
Ivy: kk
Ace: I recently got a fortune cookie
Ace: and on the back it had numbers
Ace: I figured it was for a Gold site
Ace: but when I called it just said the company name and clicked
Ivy: yes
Ace: but on the front it said "Help I'm trapped in a sweat shop'
Ace: what should I do
Ivy: hmmm
Ace: I was gonna call the police
Ivy: ok
Ace: but ever since that kim jong il shit i'm afraid of asains
Ace: is it true you guys arent different from americans except you see in widescreen?
Ace: I was intrested in a job
Ace: how much would I get paid
Ace: 10 cents and hour?
Ivy: what do you mean?
Ace: How much would I get paid working as a gold farmer or whatever
Ivy: gold farmer?
Ace: yes
Ace: I was going to get lots of gold and get paid to do it
Ivy: are you Chinese
Ivy: ?
Ace: that is called a gold farmer
Ace: yes
Ivy: so, you are Chinese?
Ace: A bit
Ace: I just moved here
Ace: I speak broken Chinese
Ivy: we have our goldteam, friend
Ace: We are friends?
Ace: I don't have alot of friends
Ace: Can I work for the gold team?
Ace: Like as an agent?
Ace: Your from china you know what agents are
Ace: Spies and shit
Ivy: if you can come to China
Ace: I live in china
Ace: beijing
Ivy: i am afraid you cant
Ace: why?
Ace: Hey our names both have three letters. Kinda like Lee, Kim, and other names like that
Ace: You said I can if i come to china
Ace: im here and i cant work for you
Ace: I used to work at panda express but I got fired
Ace: I was "too dedicated to gold farming in shadowmoon valley"
Ace: I farm primals
Ace: I made 20k today
Ivy: but we have our own gold team now
Ace: I make 100k gold per day on average
Ace: your buisness would thrive with a asain like me
Ivy: maybe
Ace: How much would I make roughly?
Ivy: i dont know ,friend
Ace: you don't know?
Ace: how much do you make if it isn't too personal
Ace: Lee Nails was planning on hiring me
Ace: I don't know what to pick
Ace: You guys,nail place,donut shop,cleaners, or tailor
Ivy: wo xian zai hen mang, zhe ge di fang ye bu shi zhao pin ping tai
Ace: I speak trad
Ace: itional
Ace: cant you just ask me in english?
Ace: hello?
Ivy: i am busy now, friend
Ace: how much do you make if it isn't too personal
Ace: I'm trying to figure out a good price for work
Ace: in yuan of course
Ivy: i dont know, friend
Ace: You don't know what you make? Nerdywow!
Ace: Well them
Ace: then*
Ace: I've got to go
Ace: I will drop by your sweat shop to say hi to you guys
Ivy: see you
Ivy: ok
Ivy: 
Ace: I have to go back to work at the CPC
Ace: 
Ace: Bye
Ace: Serve the Hammer and Sickle
Ace: Fo Sho
Ivy: 
Ivy: bye
Ace: bye
Ace: I love you
Ace: Ivy
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dkkf5NEIo0"]YouTube - Ni Hao (A Gold Farmers Story)[/ame]