So sad...

[Alkhara Majere]

There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. Unlikable, it says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. SHALL. NOT. BE. MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you're adopted, so that's funny too.

[Conflag]

hmm..You're in a cheery mood, aern't you alk?

[EliMob441]

hmmm, ok i see...

[Alkhara Majere]

Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, 8 out of 10 Aperture Science engineers believe that the companion cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.

[Wonderboy]

Lol omg i loved that game! What that little girl computer thing said was so funny... especially when you were killing her. To bad i had my music to loud and couldnt minimize so i didnt hear it all. Game was to short =/ beat it in 3 hours.

Rember when we pretended to murder you then we were like just kidding we didnt just try to muder you, that was good times.(Something like that)

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

[Alkhara Majere]

The weighted companion cube DOES speak. Superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as alive, and hallucinations. I'm not hallucinating. You are. The companion cube would never desert me. Dessert. So long... Cake. Ha ha, Cake. A lie. The companion cube would never lie to me. NEVER.

[Viter]

you played portal? xD

[Graves]

I named my cube Earl...i miss him

RIP: Weighted Companion Cube

[darbdavys]

Alk, did your gf left you and you got schizophrenia cuz of that?

[Flying Piggy]

There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. Unlikable, it says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. SHALL. NOT. BE. MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you're adopted, so that's funny too.

Don't worry everybody, Alkhara has not gone crazy, we just kept him locked up in a cage for a week and now hes just happy to be out.
Move along.

[Alkhara Majere]

Alk, did your gf left you and you got schizophrenia cuz of that?

My schizophrenia has nothing to do with a woman!

[darbdavys]

My schizophrenia has nothing to do with a woman!

with a dude? o_O

[Alkhara Majere]

with a dude? o_O

Negative.

[darbdavys]

Negative.

BOTH??????????????!!!!!!!!!!! :runaway:

[Alkhara Majere]

BOTH??????????????!!!!!!!!!!! :runaway:

Well done, android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.