[Must Read] How to become...

[Snitch]

A Lazy Leecher

Hello there boy's and girl's my name is Snitch. You may have seen my work in other thread's such as -
A Guide to Arena!
Raid Boss Guides!
And not many more.

Today I'm going to teach you how to become - "A Lazy Leecher"

Step 1

Make sure that you have an account which has been on this forum for more than three month's. Make sure it has 1 reputation and less than 5 posts.


Step 2

Don't read the Announcement's section of the forum and make a thread in either
A, The Guide's Section
B, The Scam Section,
C, The Screenshot+Video Section,
D, The Suggestion Section!

About how you find it so unfair that you are unable to use search to make thread's and that MMOwned suck's the preverbial balls.


Step 3

Announce to everyone in a flurry that you are going to quit MMOwned.
Make sure to not add any grammar or punctuation to your leaving statement so it looks as follows

"FUK U GUZ D1CKZ FGT bY MMOend CHILDERN!"

Once this is done continuosly reply to anyone who questions your sexuality with statements like

"YOUR MOM"
"FK U"
"I FK U YOUR MOM"


Step 4

You will now see your error of your ways and try and contribute by posting threads such as
"How to get weponsk1ll"
"How to mke gold"
"How to be c00l in game"

Once you realise that people take this piss out of you even more continue to Step 5.


Step 5

Make a thread telling people that you've tried to contribute. People with experiance will then research this up. Quote the thread's you've made and make you look like an arse.

Time to take it up a notch.

Announce that you are about to commit suicide! Who know's it might even get you reputation.



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You will now end up being a lazy leecher for the rest of eternity and be forced to try and get a reputation with site's such as D3Scene etc.



Profit!

This guide is to not be taken seriously. So please STFU in advance.


Snitch

[crosdeath]

posting in a epic thread.

[Dregan]

Good stuff Good Stuff!

[issuesbunny]

In before "+rep".

[Perman]

Yes.. Perfect guide XD I laughed quite a bit, sadly I cant +rep you, but I certainly would, if I could >_<

[Sallix]

Go Snitch!

[DaKillla]

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[gry000]

LoL awesome post

[doorgeslagen]

FUK U GUZ D1CKZ FGT bY MMOend CHILDERN!

[doorgeslagen]

Ah, i'm already lazy leecher! This guide works tons!

[humpasaur]

Besides the fact that you don't need to meet any of that criteria to be a lazy leecher.

[hugh_murrell]

hehe...great laugh

[monnster]

just wow! epic

[muhaahaa]

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[MastaZ]

nicez1 sadasasd

edit: lol, he got banned becuase of this?