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    Evolotion theory?

    tokeb from Human race to split into elite and ugly species 11000 years hence - Yahoo! India News

    London, Oct 28 (ANI): The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, a leading evolutionary theorist from the London School of Economics has said.
    Oliver Curry has said that the human race will reach its physical peak by the year 3000, after which they will begin to regress.
    These humans will be between six and seven feet tall and will live up to 120 years, he said.
    "Physical features will be driven by indicators of health, youth and fertility that men and women have evolved to look for in potential mates," Curry said in his report commissioned for men's satellite TV channel Bravo.
    He said advances in cosmetic surgery and other body modifying techniques would effectively homogenise mankind's appearance.
    While men will come with symmetrical facial features, deeper voices and bigger penises, women will boast of glossy hair, smooth hairless skin, large eyes and pert breasts.
    Racial differences will also become a thing of the past as interbreeding will produced a single coffee-coloured skin tone, he said.
    But this won't be the end. Ten thousand years after humans reach their peak; reliance on technology will dramatically begin to change their appearance, he added.
    The human race will split into two distinct species akin to the intelligent and wealthy Eloi, and the dim-witted, ugly goblin-like Morlock as envisaged in HG Wells' science fiction novel, The Time Machine.
    "Medicine will weaken our immune system and we will begin to appear more child-like. The report suggests that the future of man will be a story of the good, the bad and the ugly," said Dr Curry.
    "While science and technology have the potential to create an ideal habitat for humanity over the next millennium, there is the possibility of a monumental genetic hangover over the subsequent millennia due to an over-reliance on technology reducing our natural capacity to resist disease, or our evolved ability to get along with each other," he said.
    "After that, things could get ugly, with the possible emergence of genetic 'haves' and 'have-nots'," he added. (ANI)

    wtf?

    Evolotion theory?
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    Re: Evolotion theore?

    Originally Posted by deathstalker View Post
    tokeb from Human race to split into elite and ugly species 11000 years hence - Yahoo! India News

    London, Oct 28 (ANI): The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, a leading evolutionary theorist from the London School of Economics has said.
    Oliver Curry has said that the human race will reach its physical peak by the year 3000, after which they will begin to regress.
    These humans will be between six and seven feet tall and will live up to 120 years, he said.
    "Physical features will be driven by indicators of health, youth and fertility that men and women have evolved to look for in potential mates," Curry said in his report commissioned for men's satellite TV channel Bravo.
    He said advances in cosmetic surgery and other body modifying techniques would effectively homogenise mankind's appearance.
    While men will come with symmetrical facial features, deeper voices and bigger penises, women will boast of glossy hair, smooth hairless skin, large eyes and pert breasts.
    Racial differences will also become a thing of the past as interbreeding will produced a single coffee-coloured skin tone, he said.
    But this won't be the end. Ten thousand years after humans reach their peak; reliance on technology will dramatically begin to change their appearance, he added.
    The human race will split into two distinct species akin to the intelligent and wealthy Eloi, and the dim-witted, ugly goblin-like Morlock as envisaged in HG Wells' science fiction novel, The Time Machine.
    "Medicine will weaken our immune system and we will begin to appear more child-like. The report suggests that the future of man will be a story of the good, the bad and the ugly," said Dr Curry.
    "While science and technology have the potential to create an ideal habitat for humanity over the next millennium, there is the possibility of a monumental genetic hangover over the subsequent millennia due to an over-reliance on technology reducing our natural capacity to resist disease, or our evolved ability to get along with each other," he said.
    "After that, things could get ugly, with the possible emergence of genetic 'haves' and 'have-nots'," he added. (ANI)

    wtf?
    Sounds like he likes that book a little too much..

    His theory is based almost entirely off a Sci-Fi book that was turned into a movie.

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    Re: Evolotion theore?

    ah, but he has good grammar, therefore he must be right!

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    Re: Evolotion theore?

    Originally Posted by deathstalker View Post
    and the dim-witted, ugly goblin-like Morlock
    yeah, right. i think he plays wow too.




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    Re: Evolotion theore?

    Bullshit, people allways f*** with each other, so they mix, this could only work if the half of the humans does not live on the earth or in an isolated area.
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    Re: Evolotion theore?

    I don't see this is as so far fetched. I mean, The attractive humans will seek other, attractive mates. Over time, after the attractive humans mate with each other and the "ugly" mate only with each other, it is possible that the species will have head down different paths, not allowing offspring between the two groups. Of course, this is over the course of thousands of years, so really, anything is possible. It happened to other species, so why not us as well? I think that before that ever happens, the entire human population will become uniform; there would be no distinguishable racial traits among the population as continued breeding of the human species would create a homogeneous population of humans.

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    Re: Evolotion theore?

    Originally Posted by deathstalker
    by the year 3000
    That will take a while...

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    Re: Evolotion theore?

    Originally Posted by kelat View Post
    I don't see this is as so far fetched. I mean, The attractive humans will seek other, attractive mates. Over time, after the attractive humans mate with each other and the "ugly" mate only with each other, it is possible that the species will have head down different paths, not allowing offspring between the two groups. Of course, this is over the course of thousands of years, so really, anything is possible. It happened to other species, so why not us as well? I think that before that ever happens, the entire human population will become uniform; there would be no distinguishable racial traits among the population as continued breeding of the human species would create a homogeneous population of humans.
    True I think this could happen lol

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    Re: Evolotion theore?

    Save the cheerleader.
    Save the world.


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    Re: Evolotion theore?

    Originally Posted by Acespades View Post
    Save the cheerleader.
    Save the world.

    liez that didnt work, new york still blew up, or did it?

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    Re: Evolotion theory?

    *You Haven't seen anything* It did not blow up! It simply just went into a mani depressive state and killed itself.
    But lets not get off subject ^^
    Speaking of evolution theories, dosent the bible kinda out-rule evolution theorys ?

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    Re: Evolotion theory?

    Originally Posted by deathstalker View Post
    women will boast of glossy hair, smooth hairless skin, large eyes and pert breasts.
    niiiice

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