What's the dumbest thing you have ever heard?

[idusy-org]

"What is MMOwned?" -friend of mine

YOU DONT TALK ABOUT MMOWNED TO NORMIES!

[WoWLegend]

"Alright, here is my battle plan. Rogues heal, preists DPS, warriors cast, and mages tank...ready?" -LvL 19 newb

[Phanthom ZYOS]

"a walrus has the 2nd biggest dick in the wrold and i have the 1st

[Relz]

"what the **** dude girls are fags how can you like them"-some 10year old from an old forum i used to go to. it was a guy too btw.

[Henry]

On a friday this was said: "hey you need to wait 3 days until wednesday"

[Goober]

"My balls are burnt..OH! Light this firwork! Cmon man just light it!"

Needless to say this guy lit about 20 fireworks off his junk and also had about 3 people burn his balls with sparklers..

Best drunken fourth of July yet.. cant wait for 2007 :-D

[raamoz]

dumbest i can remember is that someone in town came up to me and asked:
''do you like metal?''
me:yes
''then you like metallica''
me:no
''then you don't like metal''
me:yes i do
''then you like metallica''
me(again):i do like metal,but not metallica. there are many other metal bands if you didnt know.

those questions did go on longer than i wrote...but it would just annoy you:P

[Henry]

lol raamoz i agree with you..... i hate it when people just assume you like one genre of music they assume you like this one mainstream band of that genre

[raamoz]

oh yeah! i remember the dumbes thing ever now.
my friend and i were in BG toghether, we were using ventrilo to speak with eachother.
and suddenly, a warrior comes and charges him and my friend yells: take aggro ffs!...well that would be hard to take aggro in a bg xD

[Amedis]

Said by a friend of mine when he didnt want to stay in that group.

"****, my internet just shut off, gotta go"
Name has left the group.

[Relz]

haha, that ones pretty funny amedis =P

[Kinetic]

Before a soccer game talking to a teammate,

Me: "What did you do last night?"
Him: "Not much, hung out, got high"
Me: "Oh, I didnt know you smoked weed"
Him: "I dont, I smoke pot"

Talking to an ex gf on the phone

Her: "I almost burned down my apartment! I put left over pizza in the oven and it caught fire and smoke was coming out and everything!"
Me: "How the hell did you manage to make your pizza catch fire?"
Her: "It was still in the box"

[Shadowcaller]

WTF is WoW??- A nerd in school

"What is WoW?" -A nerd in school

[smithen1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdKPLDYKdWU

just linked mine because it is a video. the stupidest thing ever

[Nivv123]

the stupidest thing is: my friend needed to go afk so he said: "BRB herucane" or something like that