So one day in school the teacher instructs her students to use the word "definetly" in a sentence.
Ashley raises her hands and says "The sky is definetly blue" The teacher responds with "Good try but the sky isn't always blue for example when its cloudy or night time".
Peter raises his hand and says "the grass is definetly green" the teacher responds with "No in the winter the grass is brown"
So bobby raises his hand ask his teacher a question first "Hey teacher are farts supposed to have lumps?" Teacher responds with "No bobby they aren't supposed to have lumps" So bobby says "Then i definetly shit my pants"
add your own jokes