A guide on how to be liked!

[Orious]

So you want to be liked huh? What? You even want ME, of all people to tell you how? Well fine, your loss.

First you have to know the person you want to be licked by. Know where they sleep, where they eat, their favorite song, their pet fish’s name, their favorite criminal organization, how many times they’ve been to prison, you know, the works!

Than you have to follow them around CONSTANTLY for the next 2-3 months, give or take for however long it takes to realize your following them.

Than you have to start complementing them non-stop until they are extremely angry, than wait for them to calm down, and apologize, I suggest you say something they’ll recognize, such as “Sorry, I forgot to take my medicine”.

Than you wait about a week, for things to calm down a little bit.

Than you need to start saying things such as, “Why did you name your dog Pepto-Bismol”, using the information you found at the beginning.

By than you may think that they are scared/questioning your sanity, well, NEVERFEAR! This is normal and will go away shortly.

Than, you have to invite them to hang out and invite them to parties and such.

If you follow these rules than you will be the most talked about person at your school/work!

Enjoy!!!!^_^

[WoWLegend]

hmm... dont really know what this guide is trying to teach you how to be liked on (mmowned is my best bet)
And next time post it in english, sure it may not be as funny but people will think better about it.

[Orious]

hmm... dont really know what this guide is trying to teach you how to be liked on (mmowned is my best bet)
And next time post it in english, sure it may not be as funny but people will think better about it.

I mainly just posted this to try to make people laugh, at the bottom of the post is a link to it in english, which, once again is a joke.

WARNING: IF YOU FOLLOW THIS GUIDE I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR HOSPITAL BILLS/ JAIL BAILS, NOR WILL I BE ON YOUR JURY OR TAKE ANY RESPONSIBILITY. THIS GUIDE SHOULD NOT BE READ, FOLLOWED, OR EVEN KNOWN ABOUT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME! jk :spit:

[Enfeebleness]

Would have been ALOT better if you simply posted the english version, instead of posting a bunch of junk no one understands, and then "Oh, here's a link so you can understand it."

aldja jaldjfaldjf aldj lajdlfj al jldkdk aldfjaldfj owuuf oan

Oh, and here's what that is translated:
Click Here

[Orious]

Would have been ALOT better if you simply posted the english version, instead of posting a bunch of junk no one understands, and then "Oh, here's a link so you can understand it."

aldja jaldjfaldjf aldj lajdlfj al jldkdk aldfjaldfj owuuf oan

Oh, and here's what that is translated:
Click Here

jeez, i was just doing it to try to get some laughs.

[Tristan]

Hahaha?
/agree with Enfeeb the English version first woulda been nice

[Orious]

So you want to be liked huh? What? You even want ME, of all people to tell? Well fine, your loss.

First you have to know the person you want to be licked by. Know where they eat, where they eat, their favorite song, their pet fish’s name, their favorite criminal organization, how many times they’ve been to prison, you know, the works!

Than you have to follow them around CONSTANTLY for the next 2-3 months, give or take for however long it takes to realize your following them.

Than you have to start complementing them non-stop until they are extremely angry, than wait for them to calm down, and apologize, I suggest you say something they’ll recognize, such as “Sorry, I forgot to take my medicine”.

Than you wait about a week, for things to calm down a little bit.

Than you need to start saying things such as, “Why did you name your dog Pepto-Bismol”, using the information you found at the beginning.

By than you may think that they are scared/questioning your sanity, well, NEVERFEAR! This is normal and will go away shortly.

Than, you have to invite them to hang out and invite them to parties and such.

If you follow these rules than you will be the most talked about person at your school/work!

Enjoy!!!!^_^

happy now?