If you could be President for a day...

[acustic]

Why destroy them when you could make nuka-cola ? (fallout)

[furionst83]

I will get on a plane to a desert island and make sure that it'll stay unknown to the rest of humanity for a hundred years.

[mmodame]

Legalize MJ
Ban "scan/phone home" software
Highspeed interweb infrastructure
4 day work weeks
Beat the crap out of oil companies ($3 gas again wtf)

[mmw169]

Invade Canada for sure.

They think they are so safe up there and they don't do anything to make the world better.

[Chromien]

i would make my secretary's clothes dirty 6):

[I Hypnotoad I]

Invade Canada for sure.

They think they are so safe up there and they don't do anything to make the world better.

We made the phone.
Suck it.

Anyways.. I would make the rest of the day 'No pants, unless your over 40 with saggy breasts day'
Oh, and I'd buy a pimp cane.

[stoneharry]

i would make my secretary's clothes dirty 6):

oh hahahaha hahahah ahahahaha...
Were you referring to Kennedy? That's the way I took it at least. xD

[EpicMMOService]

I would make all chinese people clap their hands at the same time.

why not the whole world?

[idusy]

lol, people still have the preschool impression that the president can do anything. He can't even legalize marijuana without getting it approved with congress, ffs.

[ReidE96]

lol, people still have the preschool impression that the president can do anything. He can't even legalize marijuana without getting it approved with congress, ffs.

Executive orders, much?

[P1raten]

Do a front flip off a horse and break my ass.

[Confucius]

Bring all the pandas here and then clone them into a giant army 5 times bigger than the human population.

[XC4T4LY5TX]

Id start a World War an bribe kim jong il to hand over some bio-logical weapons to destroy russia....then...idk...smoke a blunt?

[Opirity]

give me money

[d3rrial]

I would fire our Chancellor