How to survive the zombie apocalyspe!

[Denial is Ok]

So you want to live past the zombie apocalypse huh? Well your gonna need some gear, fast, you never know when that a$$whole will let the t-virus or some monkeys with rabies loose. So this is a good list of what your gonna need.

1. Shotgun - your always gonna need one where ever you go (even to the bathroom)


some good shotguns I recommend:
The gattling shotgun http://www.hungrylizardstudio.com/ar...%20Shotgun.jpg

or the AA-12 http://www.defensereview.com/stories/aa-12/U.S.%20Marine%20Firing%20AA-12%20Full-Auto%20Shotgun%20(AA12%20Machine%20Shotgun).jpg

2: A pimped out zombie killing ride

3: Bacon!: Killing zombies is hard work so you have to stay in good shape ThinkGeek :: Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon

4. Twinkies: You never know when your gonna come across some maniac who really wants twinkies (believe it or not, twinkies do have a expiration date)

5. Armor: Leave no bear skin exposed. Flesh its like catnip for zombies... don't tempt them even more! http://www.globalsecurity.org/milita...8w-armor-4.jpg
lets see some zombies chew through that (remember to get a face shield too

6: Some good running shoes: Your gonna be running a lot, don't let your feet be the reason why tripped and later on became a zombie.

7: An objective: You can't be running around killing zombies all year round (well if you have enough ammo you can) so your gonna need a place to secure refuge till the zombies starve. I suggest a private island that is uninhabited. The hard part is getting the boat, chopper, or plane to get you there.

With a little luck and plenty of ammo you will survive the zombie uprising!
Just remember stay away from racoon city (its a bad place to live)

[Tor7322]

LMAO. haha

[Megadeadlord]

Oh thank god you wrote this I didn't know where to start before. I owe you my brains. Their very happy they won't get eaten. Except my frontal lobe which is emo and wants to be eaten but it's better for him in the long run. (For those of you who don't know, the frontal lobe controls emotion.)