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    [Release] Windows XP Source Code

    Hi everyone,

    I found that today while browsing pastebin.com. I do not know whether it is common knowledge but I am sure it will help many of us, especially coders and reversers.

    pastebin - collaborative debugging tool

    Code:
    /*
    TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
    Project: Whistler(tm)
    Projected release-date: October 2001
    $History$
    */
    
    #include "system_errors.h"
    #include "stdlib.h"
    #include "msdos_bugs.h"
    #include "win31.h"
    #include "workst~1.h"
    #include "oldstuff.h"
    #include "billrulz.h"
    #include "monopoly.h"
    #include "assembler.h"
    #define INSTALL = HARD
    
    char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
    layout set near CarbonLook() of (Mac OS X)
    set bluescreen color = #0000ff;
    
    void main()
    {
    while(!CRASHED)
    {
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    
    if (detect_cache())
    disable_cache();
    
    registry_size = registry_size + 200 kB;
    
    if (first_time_installation)
    {
    make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
    install msn();
    
    search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
    totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
    make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
    disable_Netscape();
    hang_system();
    }
    write_something(anything);
    
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    
    seek for OEM CD at Drive D:\ E:\ F:\ G:\ H:\
    
    do_some_stuff();
    if (still_not_crashed)
    {
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    basically_run_windows_3.1();
    do_nothing_loop();
    make busy harddisk drive(30sec);
    do_nothing_loop();
    }
    }
    
    if (fast_cpu())
    {
    set_wait_states(lots);
    set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
    set_mouse(action, jumpy);
    set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
    }
    
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 2000"); */
    printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
    
    if (system_ok())
    crash(to_dos_prompt);
    else
    system_memory = PrivoxyWindowOpen("c:\swp001.swp" O_CREATE);
    
    if detect [Netscape/Mozilla]
    {
    message ("New default Browser is MSIE");
    delete Netscape(); install MSIE 5.5(== 80MB);
    smarttags.enabled:=true;
    }
    
    if user install software
    {
    if subdir <> "c:/windows/system";
    set install path to c:/windows/system;
    }
    
    while(something)
    {
    sleep(5);
    get_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    act_on_user_input();
    while printer usage set soundcard == off;
    }
    create_general_protection_fault();
    crash(complete_system);
    return(unrecoverable_system);
    }
    Last edited by Viano; 01-01-2010 at 07:19 PM.
    Viano

    [Release] Windows XP Source Code
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    Did you even take a look at the code? it looks like someone's just pulling your finger.

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    Ya think? :confused:
    Viano

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    why? this is a terrible attempt at a joke

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    Originally Posted by haxxie View Post
    Did you even take a look at the code? it looks like someone's just pulling your finger.

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    Lololol @ Qhan. Epic bird is epic




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