Girlfriend problems (need advice)

[Dimmy353]

Give her an Dildo and he got happy

[DJ Zodiac]

I will help you out my friend.

But lol your playing pokemon=gay. id dump you right away if i was agirl lmao jk


First call her and say
You:baby im sorry
her:i don't care your a ****ing moron
You:im sorry i was just so caught up in this dumb game i shouldnt have let it be before you
Her: aww...
You:maybe i can take you to a movie to show you im sorry It's on the house hun.
her:aww sweety
you:in the movie say your sorry and i you hope she forgive's you but i would get her some roses before you go to the movies aswell
you:give her a hug say im sorry
her:aww i love you
You:idk i just couldn't keep away from you, your so beautiful and look into her eyes to
her:I love you
you:i love you to hug
then you just try to let her talk until her parents pick her up.
her:i love you bye


that my friend will get you some kisses and maybe some goodies or get laied lol...
Goodluck bro. :wave:

Give her an Dildo and he got happy

that also works
but only of your older

And don't give her a dildo just dry hump

[afiwarlord]

Pokemon ruined your life. never EVER play it again. please.

[kBlaster]

If you're still playing with Pokemon games, are you even old enough to have a gf? kek.

So I herd u leik mudkipz

[Relz]

k, now lets let this thread die.

[Rflet]

LOL no way this thread is dying, i still cant believe noone has noticed, HE MADE IT UP! ROFL and people are still giving him advice let it continue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Snitch]

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".

So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even ****ing care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR ****ING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny pidgey, gone forever.

I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "**** YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.

What have I done? I've ****ed up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me guys

That story was made out of pure win. End of.

Snitch

[Brisi[NOR]]

haha i laughed at every post here :P that story is just waaaaaaaay to stupid to believe in omglol!

[DJ Zodiac]

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,
*~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

Once agian lol

[Relz]

/unleashthefuryofcapslock
LET THIS THREAD DIE.

ITS BEEN SAID A COUPLE TIMES IT WAS A JOKE. A FAKE STORY. WHAT DONT YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT?

[Suleika]

maybe you wanna start with growing up ^^

[sc0182]

The amount of lol that was had by me as I noticed this thread is even still visible on the first page is worth me bumping this god-old thread.

in soviet russia, mudkips leik u

(in b4 bump oh wai~desu)

[Lentar]

Lol both posts from sc0182 are from another forum. Can't say which but a well known one. Delicious copypasta :P

[Fuzz]

As long as he isn't part of the cancer, he's cool