My Revolutionary Computer Science Breakthrough!!!

[idusy]

K SO, I was brainstorming, and like, I shit you not, I freaking realized something that will probably write me into the history books...



K so, as you may or may not know, computers are incapable of generating random numbers. Thus, they must use the clock and a fancy algorithm to generate pseudorandom numbers. That means fake random numbers.




K, so I got to thinking: If a coin can generate random numbers, why can't freaking computers?




WELL NOW THEY CAN



It's all explained in this simple diaphragm I drew.



K so this will be inside of the computer. The spring loaded mechanism launches the die into the box. The tiny microscopic itty bitty high tech camera then takes a picture of the die and sees what number it's on. The number is then sent ELECTRONICALLY through electric signals to the computer. They are then combined into the algorithm, along with the time and whala,


TRUELY RANDOM NUMBERS GENERATED BY THE COMPUTER!!!

No one steal this, or I'll sue you.

Yes, this is a joke. Although, I admit, not a very good one. I was bored. In reality, truly random numbers are generated in several ways. I'm sure no one even notice my invisible text and continue to flame me, but whatever.

[[Spirit]]

You sir, are a genius...

My kids will know of this post, on this day

[~David~]

Zomg!! Revolutionary< gunna defae all history books and add this in here !!!1!!111oneone!

[Viter]

How are you gonna get the dice back up?
edit: typo

[Lulzi]

This is truely amazing...

[idusy]

How are you gonna get the diece back up?

My plan has been foiled. F me.

[blackfang500]

Wait, computers can't generate random numbers?

[idusy]

Wait, computers can't generate random numbers?

It's possible, just impractical. Most "random" numbers are not.

[Vindicated]

+1. This is epic.

[Kirth]

One word: PCMOS. Actually, make it 2: PCMOS, moron.

[Caliga]

I wanna say something that gets me banned, but nah. You dont worth it.

[Jadd]

Why did I not think of this?!?!!

[Kein]

@Jadd: haha. xD

[idusy]

One word: PCMOS. Actually, make it 2: PCMOS, moron.

How is that even relevant? I've heard nothing about PCMOS generating truely random numbers.

I wanna say something that gets me banned, but nah. You dont worth it.

To me? K... You're right, I don't worth it.


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Yes, this is a joke. Although, I admit, not a very good one. I was bored. In reality, truly random numbers are generated in several ways. I'm sure no one even notice my invisible text and continue to flame me, but whatever.

[samsta458]

I lol'd. But one day good sir, your plan will work