Spotify Invite

[Stimorol]

Giving away a free Spotify invite to the first person thats tells a good joke.c:

[stefanos1992]

A girl is falling asleep in her R:E lesson at school and her teacher wants to catch her out so she asks her a question,

"Amy, who invented the Earth?"

so the boy next to her trys to wake her up by poking her with his pencil and she sits up and screams,

"God Almighty"

"Thats right" the teacher replies.

A little while later Amy starts to fall asleep again so the teacher trys to catch her out again with another question.

"Amy, what was the name of the lords sun?"

Again, the boy next to her pokes her with his pencil.

"Jesus christ" Amy shouts.

"thats right" the teacher replies, now starting to get annoyed.

Once more, Amy falls asleep so the teacher trys one more time.

"Amy, what did eve say to adam after they had there 21st child"

the boy next to her pokes her again.

Amy then shouts......For f**k sake, if you poke me with that once more im going to snap it and stick it up your ass.

[Stimorol]

A girl is falling asleep in her R:E lesson at school and her teacher wants to catch her out so she asks her a question,

"Amy, who invented the Earth?"

so the boy next to her trys to wake her up by poking her with his pencil and she sits up and screams,

"God Almighty"

"Thats right" the teacher replies.

A little while later Amy starts to fall asleep again so the teacher trys to catch her out again with another question.

"Amy, what was the name of the lords sun?"

Again, the boy next to her pokes her with his pencil.

"Jesus christ" Amy shouts.

"thats right" the teacher replies, now starting to get annoyed.

Once more, Amy falls asleep so the teacher trys one more time.

"Amy, what did eve say to adam after they had there 21st child"

the boy next to her pokes her again.

Amy then shouts......For f**k sake, if you poke me with that once more im going to snap it and stick it up your ass.

lol'ed even though it was a bit obvious, sending invite asap.

Edit:
Can't send PM's before I got 10 posts :O Any other way I can contact you?

[Zoidberg]

Lol.. Spotify invites are SO easy to get, lol.
Got a bunch invites myself.

[artofwork]

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe through that little thing :P