What Xepher and Kelat do when were bored....

[Xepher]

Ok so last night my sisters friend was stayin the night and they all wanted to do prank phone calls. So we did a few had some laughs, scheduled a cup of coffee with some lady cause she thought we were one of her friends. Then they started to get boring. So what do I do? I get on flashchat with kelat and we plan everything thru PM's. He gave me his cell # and I put it into the phone so my sisters friend would call it. I told him everything he should say like..Who is this? I love you! alot of retarded stuff. Anyways after he said I love you they freaked out and were like OMGZ YOUR SO WIRED So then I started to talk to him in the other room and told me to tell them He likes to touch little boys. And only real men touch little boys.. He also said He likes to take golfclubs and put mayo on the end and stick it up there rear nice and slow. He told them that he lures kids to his house with Candy rainbows and toys. The reaction between my sis and her friend was AWESOME they were like EWW YOUR SO GROSS and all they wanted to do was talk to him more. then they started to tell him how much they loved him and stuff but he turned them down for his little kids. He descirbed what his room looks like after he's fisnished with his kids...The room is a mess with everything thrown everwhere. Theres rope and hot wax on the floor and blood on the walls. It was the best prank call that I had ever planned. When my other friend stays the night, were going to do it to him to and see what he does I cant wait!

[kelat]

only real men can love little boys. XD

[idusy-org]

I laughed through almost the whole post xD Sounds like oodles of fun.

[Snitch]

I was hoping for a tale of hot sexy man love. I was robbed of that thought.

Snitch

[Glynbeard]

lolz, you guys are insane!

[Relz]

its funny how I read about a mayo-covered golf club going up someones ass when I'm eating a sandwhich that has mayonaise on it

[Xepher]

It was the best night ever!

[Joetherogue]

AHAHAHAHAAHAHA LMAO

[Xepher]

its funny how I read about a mayo-covered golf club going up someones ass when I'm eating a sandwhich that has mayonaise on it

Imagine where that mayo could have been

[Joetherogue]

its funny how I read about a mayo-covered golf club going up someones ass when I'm eating a sandwhich that has mayonaise on it

L O L

[idusy-org]

its funny how I read about a mayo-covered golf club going up someones ass when I'm eating a sandwhich that has mayonaise on it

Dammit, now I'm hungry.

[Glynbeard]

Imagine where that mayo could have been

nooooooooooooo!

[Xepher]

Dammit, now I'm hungry.

I'll whip ya a nice sandwhich with a ton of mayo on it for ya Im sure you'd like it.

[Relz]

Mayo is amazing. First it was just food, now its a lube for sodomy!

[Xepher]

Mayo is amazing. First it was just food, now its a lube for sodomy!

Of course, it taste good, and it slides nicely