[Guide] Cheating, and not getting caught.

[Trauts]

First off, I don't advocate cheating on everything. School is meant to make society better, by making people slightly less stupid. . . However, there are occasions when even the most studious people just can't be bothered to learn some tedious chart, or whatever.

I recently found a great way to cheat, and the great part of it is that its so unknown that its almost impossible to get caught.

.~Materials~.
Pencil, or pen
Transparent "scotch" tape
Bowl of hot water
Access to a LaserJet ( or possibly any type of laser printer, but it does have to use laser ink.
Tweezers and some patience, possibly practice

.~Steps~.
1. Type up your notes on a word processor, using the smallest font your eyes are easily able to read from about a foot away ( for me that was around a 6 pt. font )
-You will need to measure the pencil's length, to determine how much you can type width-wise. As for length, make sure its not more 3/4 in. (thats how wide regular tape is).
2. Print out your notes using the laser printer. !!!! It MUST be a laser printer, ink jet will not work !!!!
3. Cut out the notes, then attach a piece of tape so that anything ink is covered with tape.
4. Carefully place the taped paper strips in a bowl of warm water, letting them soak for 5-7 minutes. The time takes some practice to perfect. If the paper is sticking to the tape alot, you need to adjust the time.
5. Using some tweezers, pull the paper off of the tape strips. The ink will have transferred to the tape, leaving the paper completely white.
6. Wait for the tape to dry ( it will get sticky again ), and then carefully attach it to the pencil/pen.
- You may have to attach another piece of tape over the tape with your notes, because sometimes the tape loses some of its initial "stickyness".


You now have a pen that looks almost completely normal, and the notes are impossible to see if you angle it right. Use your hand to shield the notes, and just act normal. Most teachers ( and people in general ) don't have a clue how this can be done, so they will most likely not check your pens/pencils. The best thing about this is that its a relatively unknown method, so you should keep it that way. Don't be a retard and brag to your friends, because they will get jealous and run their mouths. Then your easy-A went bye-bye.

(I didn't come up with this method. I saw it on a video somewhere, but cant find it again. I've been using this for over a year, and havent ever been caught. )

[Notahax]

Good job with the science but how can you fit all the notes on a tiny little peice of tape? -_-

[Trauts]

You'd be surprised what you can fit with a 6 point font and alot of abbreviations.

[iaretehfunny?]

I would study and which ever parts are giving me the most trouble, use this method. Not all of your notes....

[Fireblast]

nice guide or also [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91lQK5SCzlQ]YouTube - How to cheat on any test[/ame]

[DeMoN]

man and i thought this was about like cheating on my girlfriend...damn it

[Liquid Malfunction]

man and i thought this was about like cheating on my girlfriend...damn it

thats simple don't cheat orr dump your Girlfreind

[Trauts]

man and i thought this was about like cheating on my girlfriend...damn it

Well I guess you could use this method to help you remember exactly what you told each girl...

[Face Mangler]

I think I might try this out.

[deathbypaa]

With the time it takes to do this you could be studying for whatever it is you'd be cheating on, imo.