Ask me anything, and I will do my best to give you a completely bullshit answer

[afroNinja]

How do you handle acknowledging co-workers in a long narrow hallway?

[DeMoN]

yes the answer to my most recent question was in fact 3....but srsly who the **** takes a 7hr plane flight from boston to salt lake city?

ok trick question....

which weighs more all the trains that pass through grand central station OR all the trees cut down to create currency per year?

[cXm0d]

How do you handle acknowledging co-workers in a long narrow hallway?

You fart. Plain and simple. They don't talk to you, you don't talk to them.

which weighs more all the trains that pass through grand central station OR all the trees cut down to create currency per year?

Trees aren't cut down for money, and trains don't pass through GCS.

[Liquid Malfunction]

ok here is my question

does your mom know your gay? cause I saw you step out of starbucks with a guy with glassess the size of a bus and a pink razor holding a double moca Latte

[Rezzi]

Do pigeons have feelings?

[DeMoN]

where's waldo?

[TehGoggles]

You missed my questions at the end of page 6. Makes me sad

[Zokmag]

Why do i have to wait until tomorrow to get my wotlk in mail when my brother just got it from the store today i got preorder way back this summer? >=(

[cXm0d]

Do pigeons have feelings?

No, and if they do I don't care. Anything that shits on my car can be nuked from orbit for all I care.

where's waldo?

Still on the run.[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg4ztJ32iPI]YouTube - The Waldo Ultimatum - The Imponderables[/ame]

Why do i have to wait until tomorrow to get my wotlk in mail when my brother just got it from the store today i got preorder way back this summer? >=(

Because your brother is cooler than you.

Ack, very sorry. I'll do 'em now.

Why can't I sleep?

Because you know deep down, you shouldn't have killed her, and it will haunt you forever.

Would you be completely screwed if your fiance left you?

Emotionally deprived? Yes. Depressed? Yup. Financially? No.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

The omelet.

What's the saddest episode of Futurama?

All of them. Call me a sadist, but Futurama/Family Guy/Simpsons, all suck.

What destroyed all the dinosaurs?

The Barrakasaurus rex.

Is Gay Marriage ok?

Just because I say it's okay, doesn't mean your parents will accept you. Just talk to them about it.

Why am I skipping school today?

Because it's Saturday.

What's the greatest song in the world?

"Around The World" Daft Punk

What's the greatest band in the world?

Interpol.

Why is the sky blue?

It isn't.

Why is water wet?

If water wasn't wet, land wouldn't be dry.

[skatrdie94]

Why is my ***** so small?

[thpthpthp]

Is the heart of Wal-Mart in the television section?

[mdss]

can i has reputationz pls?

[x13]

Why is my lighter blue?

Why did the pancake eat the potato?

Why doesn't super man rape mad bitches and get away with it?

Why are all of my questions stupid?

Why don't eskimos in the north pole eat penguins?

Why does life suck?

Why is the best golfer black?

Why is one of the most popular rappers white?

Are gay people born gay?

Why didn't you notice that was the first question that didn't begin with 'Why'?

Why are you still answering these questions?

[Christina]

What does the success screen look like to the "impossible quiz?"

The Impossible Quiz - Play it on Not Doppler