Great... mother... of invention...

[wicked jt]

http://www.uberreview.com/2006/03/to...rm-clocks.htm/
haha my favorite one is Nooby, the alarm clock you attempt to choke
what a great name

[Innit]

hi54insomnia

My mum is deaf, so I borrowed her alarm clock, which has Flashing Lights, a Vibrator and an insane ring, I've had complaints from the neighbors. But it doesn't wake me up.

I also have another sleeping dis-order when mostdays I can't sleep till about 5-6 in the morning, i've tried *****, lying in bed for hours, doing a lot fo exersize a few hours before so the adrenlin drains away before I lie down and the only thing that works is either Marijuana or Alchohol because it relaxes both my muscles and my mind. Being 16, both of these are il-legal.

And when I do sleep I sleep through anything, there was a fire scare at a hotel we were staying at and because my mum is deaf she can't hear it either. We both woke up the next morning to very dis-gruntled owners who had to break down the door to get in because we left the key in the lock, and find out shortly afterwards there was no fire at all.