Learn2LeetSpeak

[XxXMaggotXxX]

LeetSpeak:


I give you this topic in english since people who's new in LeetSpeak dont understand all.

Rules:

1. Dont spell everything like there suposed to be, like the word "I" you says 3y3 instead, because many noobs dont understand when you says it that way, i think LeetSpeak were created for fun but at the moment i speak it when im talking to a noob to just annoy the hell outa him.


2. Remember to say |-|45 (Has), like when you have something, like: "1|-|45 Ch33Zz 8|_|R93r5" (I Has Cheez Burgers), and don't spare the "Has'es", like "M3 H45 4 8u(|{3t" (Me has a bucket), or "Me has a bucket and teh bucket has teh burger has not".

3. Dont use double letters like "A Ladder" You say "A ladr". But there is exeptions like "Cheez" some people may say "Chiz" but i wont that, i dont know why but it sounds weired to me!

4. Remember LeetSpeak is YOUR language, you may think that it's fun to use alot swearing, some may prefer to use symbols for every letter, some may just use 1 = I, 2 = Z, 3 = E, 4 = A, 5 = S, 6 = ??, 7 = T, 8 = B, 9 = G. I dont prefer to write every letter in symbols but some.

5. Tell fun things when you speak LeetSpeak, like ihascheezburgers is Leet Humor, also instead of "F" use "PH" like: Phuck, i only have one liphe, only ten computers and a big pie!

Use LeetSpeak while your learning, you can get ideas from it to create new letters you've never thought about it.



Use many "Z's" [ dont forget!!! ]

And all of it in LeetSpeak:

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u$3 Leetspeak translator - 1337$p34|{ 7r4n$1470r wh|13 j00r 134rn|n, j00 [4n g37 |d34$ phr0m |7 70 [r3473 n3w 13770r2 j00\'v3 n3v0r 7h0ugh7 4b0u7 |7.

[Banksey]

What kind of dumb imature f**k would speak this. Seriously.

[XxXMaggotXxX]

I uses it sometimes so noobs get pissed off... I guess im the only one then /;

[Phygar]

Its not immature, why are you being such a jerk.

No offense, but I guarantee 70% of the people here don't know what Barrόga Agus Pόga ό Banksey
means either, so you're not helping at all.

[zoidberg891]

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