Originally Posted by Blizzard's Lawyers
5. No Ownership Rights in Account,
NOTWITHSTANDING ANYTHING TO THE CONTRARY HEREIN [regardless of anything else we said before or will say after this statement, this holds true - You. Are. Our. Bitch,],
YOU ACKNOWLEDGE AND AGREE [by scrolling and pressing accept. bnet launcher, WoW, Hearthstone, they all have one at the first launch]
THAT YOU SHALL HAVE NO OWNERSHIP OR OTHER PROPERTY INTEREST IN ANY ACCOUNT STORED OR HOSTED ON A BLIZZARD SYSTEM [key part right here. you're paying your $15/mo to rent your WoW account and take a slot in blizzard's system and that is it. by playing you agree that you have no power over the account, what's on it, or what happens to it],
INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION ANY BNET ACCOUNT OR WORLD OF WARCRAFT ACCOUNT, [Oh, you play World of Warcraft AND Hearthstone? What makes your WoW account any different than your hearthstone account? What they own is your Battle.NET ACCOUNT]
AND YOU FURTHER ACKNOWLEDGE AND AGREE THAT ALL RIGHTS IN AND TO SUCH ACCOUNTS ARE AND SHALL [Now hold on real quick, this is just getting silly. By participating in the game you acknowledge and agree to any new rules regarding ownership or accessibility that could ever be created in the next freakin' eternity]
...FOREVER BE OWNED BY AND INURE TO THE BENEFIT OF BLIZZARD - DIRECT COPY AND PASTE..