How to grind those last few painful levels

[Elephant]

How to Grind those last few painful levels



1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer.

2. Log onto MSN and ICQ (be sure to go on away!). Check your email.

3. Read over your quest log carefully.

4. Walk over to the cabinets and get some cheetos.

5. Check your email.

6. Call up a friend and ask if he/she wants to go to grab a coffee. Just to get settled down and ready to level.

7. When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lit place.

8. Read over your quest log again to make sure you do them efficiently.

9. Check your email.

10. You know, you haven't written to that kid you met at camp since fourth grade. You'd better write that letter now and get it out of the way so you can concentrate.

11. Look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.

12. Grab some mp3z off of limewire.

13. Check your email.

14. MSN chat with one of your friends about the future. (ie summer plans).

15. Check your email.

16. Listen to your new mp3z and download some more.

17. Phone your friend and make fun of him for being a lower level then you.

18. Walk to the store and buy a pack of gum. You've probably run out.

19. While you've got the gum you may as well buy a magazine and read it.

20. Check your email.

21. Check the newspaper listings to make sure you aren't missing something truly worthwhile on TV.

22. Play some solitare (or age of legends!).

23. Check out i-am-bored.com.

24. Wash your hands.

25. Call up your friend to see if he leveled yet

26. Look through your massive collection of porn

27. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.

28. Check to see if i-am-bored.com has been updated yet.

29. Check your email and listen to your new mp3z.

30. You should be rebooting by now, assuming that windows is crashing on schedule.

31. Read over your quest log, just for heck of it.

32. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.

33. Lie face down on the floor and moan.

34. Punch the wall and break something.

35. Check your email.

36. Mumble obscenities.

37. 5am - start grinding like crazy.

38. hand in the last quest you had in your log.

39. pass out and dont get anything done the following day.

[tumadre]

I Want My 2 Minutes Back!!

[sean_smart]

you should write a 1-70 guide

[Elephant]

you should write a 1-70 guide

copy and paste it then rename it "how to grind 1-70" it should have the same great effect.

[Zman4672]

nice bro thx

[gogobananas]

Brilliant guide, I'll be sure to use it

[caleb77]

did you watch me yesterday?
minus the porn part

[Elephant]

minus the porn part

suuuure you didnt.

[Democides]

lol, did you watch me last night?(you missed a few porn parts)

[shadowbladex]

lol that was funny

[0035]

Brilliant guide! I will use it all the time.

+rep

[ike]

im stunned. This is the best guide ever - Tested, and works! i'd like the first painful levels aswell, because they indeedly are painful :-/ aint sure you can use same guide for the first levels, please write a guide for the low levels - Thanks