Fun Vanity Items (That you aren't supposed to have!)

[Batesii]

Fun Vanity Items (That you aren't supposed to have!)

I'll be able to do lots of work on this after a few days -- stupid exams >.<

Hello Ownedcore, I thought it was time to release another "helpful" guide. The reason I put helpful in inverted commas is because typically, none of these items are going to improve gameplay, but they can definitely improve your experience. It's items like these that really give your character, well, some character!

Before I begin though, I just want to say that I don't take any responsibility for how you use these things, I know of many things which are quite "spam-able", and could be considered to be against Blizzard's terms. All you need to do, is be sensible... Don't spam things on the mailbox, don't make other players' life hell, just have a bit of fun.

One last thing, I was really unsure about whether I should post this or not, as I know that it is in the public section and may or may not be fixed, but I figure that they should be enjoyed by all.

Note: Some of these are "reposted" from other threads, and please, don't bother posting about this. I am fully aware of this -- the guide is a compilation.

Contents

Simply use (Ctrl + F) to find the item you are looking for!

Tonga's Eyes [Horde]
Arcane Charge [Horde]
Vortex Gem [Horde]
Totem of Spirits [Neutral]
Archmage Vargoth's Staff [Neutral]
Siegesmith Bombs [Neutral]
Pack of Vaccine [Horde]
Brazier of the Dancing Flames [Neutral]
Tol Barad Searchlight [Neutral]
High Powered Flashlight [Neutral]
Rainbow Generator [Neutral]
Ancient Amber [Neutral]
Blessing of the Old God [Neutral]
Druid and Priest Statue Set [Neutral]
Highborne Soul Mirror [Neutral]
The Flag of Ownership [Neutral]






Tonga's Eyes [Horde]



The quest to acquire this item is called A Growing Problem. The quest gives you an item Tonga's Totem which summons a brown eagle called Tonga's Eyes. This can be used anywhere -- battlegrounds, arenas, dungeons, raids, cities etc. The quest is part of a 3-quest chain (The Forgotten Pools, A Growing Problem, The Stagnant Oasis). The NPC that gives this quest is named Tonga Runetotem, who is situated outside the Crossroads Inn, in Northern Barrens (see below map).



You will need to complete The Forgotten Pools, which takes about 1 minute with a flying mount -- simply fly to "The Forgotten Pools" and go under the water in the lake. When you have done this, simply pick up the quest, and the item is yours!



The eagle is about 50% larger than a companion. And the matching companion is "Tickbird Hatchling". Quite humorous to have the companion, Tonga's Eye's, and the eagle pet with the same model chasing you! A flock of birds!





Arcane Charge [Horde]
This is a personal favourite of mine!



This item is a great item that you acquire midway through a quest chain in Azshara -- the quest basically involves you placing these huge glowing "bombs" on the ground, in order to kill a stone golem. We are going to be sneaky though, and keep the quest item -- instead of completing the quest with it!



The quest item allows us to summon a huge, blue glowing orb, which is visible to all players (not just you!) There is a lot of fun to be had with this item, especially if you are a vanity item collector.


How do I get it?

As I said earlier, the quest item is from a quest, in a chain -- about 15 quests in. It will take around 25 minutes to do as a level 85 with a flying mount. You start the chain at the location shown on the map below. The NPC that gives the quest is "Teemo"; a Golblin up on the top level of the Bildgewater Harbor building on the west side under a Bilgewater banner (Outside) at the top of some stairs. It took me a good 5 minutes to find that sneaky Goblin!



The quests are very simple, and each quest will take you to the following quest in the chain.



Once you get to the quest "Renewable Resource", accept it, and then Arcane Charge is yours! Just remember not to hand in the quest, or delete it from your quest log!


Facts About Arcane Charge:

• Can be used anywhere -- battlegrounds, dungeons, cities, indoors etc.
• Has a "pulsing effect", sending out waves of light.
• Lasts for approximately 3 minutes.
• Only 1 can be summoned at a time.
• Has a 15 second Cooldown.
• Does not have charges (can be used unlimited times)
• Is not just client-side (can be seen by everyone)
• Counts as a companion
• Does not move/ follow you
• Requires proximity to summoner to stay active (needs confirming)
• Will get you MANY whispers asking you you made it!

Vortex Gem [Horde]





Totem of Spirits [Neutral]





Archmage Vargoth's Staff [Neutral]





Siegesmith Bombs [Neutral]





Pack of Vaccine [Horde]
You can go absolutely crazy with this... so bright!





Brazier of the Dancing Flames [Neutral]





Tol Barad Searchlight [Neutral]





High Powered Flashlight [Neutral]





Rainbow Generator [Neutral]





Ancient Amber [Neutral]





Blessing of the Old God [Neutral]





Druid and Priest Statue Set [Neutral]





Highborne Soul Mirror [Neutral]





The Flag of Ownership [Neutral]






To be added: (Entries marked with ' * ' are items that we should not be able to normally obtain)

• Vortex Gem *
• Rogues Deck
• Pack of Vaccine *
• Dog Whistle
• Bitter Balebrew/Bubblier Brightbrew Charm
• Brazier of the Dancing Flames
• Dartol's Rod of Transformation -- No longer obtainable... but I'll show you how to trick a GM into it
• Faded Wizard Hat
• Don Carlos' Famous Hat
• Horn of the Warcaller *
• Abracadaver
• Antediluvian/Antique Cornerstone Grimoire
• Ancient Amber
• Argent War Horn
• Arrival of the Naaru
• Baby Spice
• Bad Clams
• Baradin Footman's Tags
• Baradin Grunt's Talisman
• Barov Servant Caller
• Bloodsail Admiral's Hat
• Blessing of the Old God
• Bones of Transformation
• Book of the Dead
• Bouquet of Ebon/Red Roses
• Brewfest Pony Keg
• Burgy Blackheart's Handsome Hat
• Chalice of the Mountain Kings
• Comfortable Insoles
• Commander's Badge
• Critter Bites
• Darkspear Pride/Gnomeregan Pride
• Deathbringer's Will
• Dire Brew
• Decahedral Dwarven Dice
• Defender of the Timbermaw
• Disgusting Oozeling
• Dragonbreath Chili
• Dragonlings - Arcanite, Elementium, Mechanical, Mithril
• Rotund Relic
• Electromagnetic Gigaflux Reactivator
• Elune Stone/Elder's Moonstone
• Ethereal Oil
• Fetch Ball
• Figurine - Khorium/Emerald/Felsteel Boar
• Fire Eater's Guide
• Fireworks
• Focusing Lens
• Frenzyheart Brew
• Frostscythe of Lord Ahune
• Great Feast
• Glowing Cat Figurine
• Hallowed Wand
• Happy Fun Rock
• Happy Pet Snack
• Haunted Herring
• Haunted Mememto
• The Heartbreaker
• Heavy Copper Racer
• Heavy Leather Ball
• The Horseman's Baleful Blade
• Iron Boot Flask
• Kaldorei Wind Chimes
• Kalytha's Haunted Locket
• Last Week's Mammoth
• Lifegiving Seed
• Loaded Gnomish Dice
• Lord of Frost's Private Label
• Lucky Charm
• Magic Eater
• Muradin's Favor
• Nibelung
• Noble's Elementium Signet
• Noggenfogger Elixir
• Orb of the Blackwhelp
• Orb of Deception
• Orb of the Sin'dorei
• Paper Zeppelin Kit
• Pendant of the Scarab Storm
• Pet Grooming Kit
• Pet Leash
• Piccolo of the Flaming Fire
• Potion of Petrification
• Puzzle Box of Yogg-Saron
• Pygmy Oil - alchemy
• Rhea's Last Egg
• Rituals of the New Moon - crafted with inscription
• Romantic Picnic Basket - TGC
• Sandals of Summer
• Savory Deviate Delight
• Small Feast
• Smoke Flares
• Snowball
• Spring Flowers
• Spring Flowers - there are two different "spring flowers" items
• Sulfuron Slammer
• Sylvanas' Music Box - Shadowmourne quest
• Tabard of the Lightbringer - Also Shadowmourne quest
• Tasty Cupcake
• Time-Lost Figurine
• Tiny Voodoo Mask
• Titanium Seal of Dalaran
• Underbelly Elixir
• Unusual Compass
• Voodoo Skull
• Darkmoon Firewater
• Winterfall Firewater
• (Horn from Archaeology)
• Gnomish Battle Chicken
• Haunted War Drum
• Origami Rock
• Poison Extraction Totem
• Stardust
• Stave of Fur and Claw
• Stone Statues
• Super Simian Sphere
• Tiny Blue Ragdoll
• Tiny Green Ragdoll
• Tooth Pick
• Toy Train Set
• Trusty Copper Racer
• Vile Fumigator's Mask
• Vrykul Drinking Horn
• Winter Veil Disguise Kit
• Zippy Copper Racer
• Depleted Totem
• The Flag of Ownership
• Orb of the Blackwhelp
• Winter Veil Disguise Kit - holiday, transform into snowman
• Depleted Totem - see "totem of spirits"
• X-52 Rocket Helmet - "rocket jump" item - only outlands
• Very Soft Pillow - slow fall item
• Evonice's Landin' Pillow - slow fall item
• The Heartbreaker
• Commander's Badge
• Vile Fumigator's Mask - sprays "fumes" - has stunning effect on enemy
• Stardust - crafted with Jewelcrafting, sparkly effect
• Baradin Footman's Tags

Until I've posted the how-to for every item, simply pop them into wowhead.com, and the comments section 99% of the time will tell you the method =)


I'll try to get as much as I can done each day, unfortunately they are quite time consuming to test, acquire, screenshot, etc.

Thank you everyone,
Batesii

Love to hear feedback!


Credit:
gippy - PvP tips with items.
Bomboclat - Item suggestions.


Please PM me screenshots, if you feel like being a wonderful, helpful person <3

[Novalok]

Watching this thread, i love vanity items, time to start collecting what i dont have so far!

[Batesii]

Watching this thread, i love vanity items, time to start collecting what i dont have so far!

I know of a few more very awesome ones, which I'm saving till last
Unfortunately though, the more people that know, the quicker they are fixed ^.^

[Novalok]

Haha, i hear ya!. ill jump on em asap. +rep for guides so far

[gippy]

Archmage Vargoth's Staff
Totem of Spirits

i have added into my rogues vanish, have done since i found the quests many moons ago. Always funny when making a sharp exit to see people with archmage targetted thinking wtf

[Batesii]

Archmage Vargoth's Staff
Totem of Spirits

i have added into my rogues vanish, have done since i found the quests many moons ago. Always funny when making a sharp exit to see people with archmage targetted thinking wtf

Already got those two, but what an awesome tip
I'll definitely add this to the guide.

Thanks ^.^

Wow, this is going to be one AWESOME guide. Can't wait till it's done.
The screenshots look amazing!!! Arcane Charge is so..... pretty

Great job Batesii, I'm bookmarking this hahaha

The screenshots are very hard to take, people keep running over to see what I'm doing.
"Oooh shiny orb ... Imma go touch it!"

[Bomboclat]

Depleted Totem - Item - World of Warcraft

Glowing Cat Figurine - Item - World of Warcraft

Baradin Grunt's Talisman - Item - World of Warcraft

Barov Servant Caller - Item - World of Warcraft

Hey, there's a guy that composed a long list of transformation items on wowhead:
http://www.wowhead.com/item=66888#comments

Leishai is the name in the comment section on that page

[lxhackdxl]

oh man the arch mage staff i STILL have! thing is so fun to just spawn and ppl walk up to it like A QUEST! ...wait.. what?

[Confucius]

Another great thread Batesii! I wish I could add more rep to you but I must spread some around first.

[Batesii]

Another great thread Batesii! I wish I could add more rep to you but I must spread some around first.

Thank you Confucius <3
Congratulations on Legendary too! ^.^

[durinz]

[*]Dartol's Rod of Transformation -- No longer obtainable... but I'll show you how to trick a GM into it

I'm very interested in that, will rep if shown! Really good thread btw. (:

[Inshanity]

I....am....going....to
LOVE THIS THREAD!
I love vanity items
Thanks for this

[1337pyro]

I have Dartol's Rod of Transformation on my old main priest and she has T 0.5 Set. Too bad i stopped playing

[joboy_67]

Great guide, it deserves rep which not many people seem to be giving considering the views.

[Batesii]

I'm very interested in that, will rep if shown! Really good thread btw. (:

It involves using a method to put the quest into your quest book, and then ticketing a GM to receive the quest item.

They will be forced to give you Dartol's Rod of Transformation because you actually have the associated quest =)