The priest's guide to sucking in Arathi Basin

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Arathi Basin is war where ur army of 15 ppl needa put up banners and steal wood n stuff

priests r the best here espesally holy cuz then u heal urself and only get 50 deaths if ur lucky

priests gotta use fade a lot cuz it makes u invisibul and so ppl cant see u cappin theyr flags so u can run it back to ur base

U gotta have glyph of levitate so u can farm the buffs at lubmer mill and when a speed pops up u run of the cliff and float to blaksmith

RUn in and spam holy nova at all of the graveyards cuz 3 ppl cant take u down if ur pwnin them with t3h sparkl33z of 4w35um

yell random stuff by typin /y and maybe itl com up as something bad in horde/alliance speak so they go "we cannt win" spam as much as posssible, and u shud get one good one eventually

turn ur /bg chat to invisibul so that the idiots that come up in the bgs cant talkk to u and fill u with stupid

if you spam holy nova then u got a whole lotta twinkly star bits comin outa u so ur a twink

get a whole buncha ppl from ur srever so ppl will think ur a premade and u win cuz they scared

thers no wrong time to use mind vision so u can spam it on that guy in the mines

Mind control someone outa the way like onto one of those treasure-glowy things - those r mind control targets!

practice ur jumpin so u can jump onto the top of the flags and spam holy nova to gank pplz

right click and move ur mouse back and forth as fast as u can so that rogues cant get behind u

Nelfs/belfs needa practice ther ballet by flippin or spinnin

horde needsa move as a horde adn alliance needsa make alliance witht he horde

alliance u needa shackle the undead characters just keep spammin until they dont resist

when shackle someone run up and spam holy nova

put on devourin plague on tauren/gnome cuz taurenburgers are good and gnomes are easy to eat

When someone says AB then they wana know if ur smart enough to know the third one, which evryone knows is "C!" so any time someone says AB u gotta /y "C!"

Ppl say AV if theyre dumb and dont know ABC

If ur bg leader then u gotza put the diamonds on ur players cuz diamonds r pretty but all the other ones are two

Maximum two ppl in the same group at a time

If u wana put this guide in a forum of some sort it is required taht it is a wall of text

[Parog]

If you're going to post something, post something intelligent. Is this a real guide? No.

-3 rep.

[The Naughty]

Wow thanks! I was looking for a nice AB guide for my priest.. lol

[Pyrise]

Parog, can we please make that a -5???
Troll points... 1-10 Would not read again.

[Jadd]

English translation:

I am gay.

[[Ban Hammer]]

Lol, that made my day xD But should be in wow general tbh lol

[fearedtoast]

Parog, can we please make that a -5???
Troll points... 1-10 Would not read again.

You know he was joking, right?

[asbest0s]

Looks like someone cant play a priest

[phreec]

well you sure know how to suck

[Pyrise]

You know he was joking, right?

You know i was joking, right?

[Emanruoy]

tihs is awes0me suace, will ues to make i 1337 in bgs kkty +rpe

[killblade]

parog you need to chill I thought this was funny

[berryman13]

Wheres my minus rep button

[Distanced]

I found it funny tbh

[mindlessy]

The jokes are mostly good and well thought out