Your guide to baffling fun! Yes fun in WoW!

[Sn00p]

This is Sn00p's guide to baffling those around you and making yourself seem somewhat more "interesting!"

What the devil is this guide for you absurd fool!?

I'm glad I asked myself, before I made even more of a fool of myself than I foremost intended to. This guide is indeed one to baffling those around you, and making sure people know who you are. This is a fairly nonsensical guide, however may be used to actually reap amusement from World of Warcraft!

By George, this sounds fantastic! What do I require?

A brilliant question indeed, it requires a thesaurus, a knowledge of old time comedy and a really daft sense of humour. Thank you for at least reading this far, and if not a useful guide to you, I hope it is most amusing. This spiffing little trick will also require knee-slapping laughter, and the local city's trade channel for you to unleash astounding humour upon!
However, an asset to this guide is: Wowhead: Epic like your faction leader.

This sounds rather ingenious! But how does it work!?

It's like riding a bicycle! First, you must allure some 'newbs'! These shall be the target audience. We begin by having a jolly good old chat by exaggerating how fun high level instances are, how overpowered you are and how they may aspire to the same thing one day.
So, newb in place, we begin the REAL fun! This is rather cruel and petty a lot of the time, however I fail to see where the thigh-slapping laughter stops on a dull day! Talk about how great your character & class is! Remember, the grass is always greener on the other side, even if you HATE your class! As long as you continue to make your class sound like coffee-spitting excellence, they'll head off and make one of those. This can also be used to make potential priests, warriors and other classes in shortage! So you've successfully undone a newbie's hard work and made him start from scratch! Haha! How arsey. How very arsey. But damn funny nonetheless! Onto the next thigh-slapping fun game!

Item gazers!

My personal favourite, and very effective this rolls in the laughter! Go to "www.wowhead.com" and search up - Game Master, Twin Blades of Azzinoth, Martin Thunder!
After the Twin Blades (individually) have been linked, you can link tje joined & Martin Thunder. When you advertise these in the trade chat and get replies, you tease them. You give them prices, make them offers and such and those silly giggles roll in! It's not too cruel, but darn hilarious!

Completely unnecessary 'ganking'! <Chortle>

'That son of a gun killed my quest taker!' they'll say as you slaughter the local NPCs of Sentinel Hill. It's a worthy sacrifice taking 3 minutes to travel there from Stranglethorn Vale, but the hilarity never dies! Gank the lowbies quest givers and watch them cry after having to wait 3 minutes for their quest NPCs to respawn! Now we're becoming right bastards it's beyond hilarity. It just gets funnier!

Tard Talk

As I've demonstrated, talking like a spoon bent around a lampost can really get the chuckles singing. Unless you're a guinea pig, then you're rather buggered because guinea pigs can not talk! This section is tard talking, because as I've shown here talking like a role player, newb, nerd, smart arse so on and so forth really grinds gears and yanks your funny wazzle lever! As long as you don't talk about pigs up peoples bottoms or things that could result in your removal from the game, the tard talk never stops! It's best done on a newb character, but the fun never ceases! A good line I personally love inspired by South Park is "I'm rerolling a pepper, because peppers haven't been nerfed yet. Join me as a pepper." As you can see, talking like an eccentric person with a broom handle lodged between your legs and up your beholder's eye can be fairly fun. Try it!

The best for last! Anal [link]!

Simply linking ridiculous amounts of things preceeded by anal drives people ****ing crazy and starts a riot. I'm serious. One person does it, twelve people do it. It's damn funny at times. DO IT! NOW! JUST GO AND TRY IT!

Thank you for reading!

Thank you for reading, unless you're a shaven guinea pig (a gnome) or have a broom handle up your bottom. You were not welcome to this guide to annoying people and having a chortle! But before I go as most people remember Billy & Jane...

DO NOT CLICK THAT ****ING LINK, DO NOT CLICK IT, DO NOT CLICK IT! IT WILL BREAK YOU!

Billy:hai2u.com Jane... hai2u.com...
Jane:My now Billy, you do watch some... OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING!? BILLY YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH!
Billy:serves u rite u smart ass bitch tlking 2 me like im a piece of fking crap

DO NOT CLICK THAT ****ING LINK, DO NOT CLICK IT, DO NOT CLICK IT! IT WILL BREAK YOU!

[Dream]

Wow... WTF?

This post was rather awkward.

[blackfang500]

I found this thread entertaining.

[Sn00p]

Thanks, it can be fun to read and those are actually quite funny to do...

[Gob]

Eh...Sit in trade for an hour and this post writes itself. Much more entertaining is ganking someone to 2k health then CCing them and hitting them with the Goblin Rocket Launcher. Enormous red firework to the face. Win.

[pauk]

nice, +RepX3

[Sn00p]

^Thanks

[Yamaki]

Your guide is well-written, but the content frustrates me. The last thing we need is more annoying people creating spam and retardation in-game thinking they're funny. I seriously hope nobody does any of this...except maybe the opposite faction NPC killing . Really though, this should be re-titled "how to get on your entire server's ignore list".

[Casperx]

[Dirge]

Entertaining guide +1

[emjay2d]

Lol, I found this thread very humorous! If I wasnt such a leech, id give you +rep for providing me entertainment

[Rahkitty]

Haha, yeah the Anal thing...works every time. I haven't personally started it...mainly because you'd get blacklisted on my server, due to so many people doing it...but it's damn funny whenever it does start.

[abhorsenjay]

Heh if you REALLY want to get trade fired up, go and ask them if they heard that MJ died. Did that the day after it happened, trade literally exploded.

[Kezah]

Awesome, +Rep x2

Edit: Can't rep for some reason...