[HOW-TO] Annoying other guys (evul)

[Rapt0R]

1. Type something like that in SW AH or IF AH area:

/e has reported you for gold-selling. To cancel this, type /camp.

Some people which don't know about this little sneaky thing, it just log outs your character. If you are in party or enchanting something, you will get out of the group or fade away and the other guy that takes your enchanting services will think you're a scammer and yell : "OMG <yourname> IS A SCAMMER ENCHANTER FCK HIM!"

It won't work outside of inns or cities, since it will put up a 20-second timer and people will cancel it.



2. First of all, type this:

/afk If you want to buy [yourepicnamehere] I already sold it sorry

Then, make a macro:

/2 WTS [yourepicnamehere] for <ridiciouslycheapprice> /w me!

For ex.

/2 WTS [Primal Fire] for 3g /w me!

A LOT of people will /w you/invite you. Then they will see the AFK message that you sold it already and will get pissed.



2a. Type the AFK message above first, then make this macro:

/y WTS [Shadowfang or other good item that doesnt cost 120g] for 120g /w me!

Then, click it like 4 or 5 times. Then type this:

/y Sorry, my mouse glitched

So you don't get suspended or something.
After that, like previously, A LOT of people will /w you/invite you. Then they will see the AFK message that you sold it already and will get pissed.



3. Get a good twink item or a good item for 70s that costs like 300-400 gold. Put it up on AH for like 3000G, then type this:

/2 WTS [youritemnamehere] for 80G on AH!

You will see many peoples running to the AH. They check that item's name and will get pissed!


4. When you are doing some enchanting work, after you have taken the mats and fee, logout! Then, after like 30 secs, log in back and tell your buyer: "Sorry, my internet glitched", he will get like WTF? Dangerous BTW.



5. (REPOST) When you are a lvl 80 NElf/Rogue, stand with the questgivers in one place and go Shadowmeld/Stealth (at public places). Many peoples will accidentally attack you and get pwnt by teh gurdz.



6. When you are at least lvl 30, whisper a lower level that is like 30 metres away from you: "Come to me Ill give you 20 gold free". 80% of peoples run. When they are in middle of the way, mount up and run away spamming your premade macro: "LOL" (optional).


7. Whisper an enchanter mage that is in other city: "I want to get 81 Healing on weap(or w/e enchant) I got mats + 30g fee". Probably he will say OK. Tell him to teleport to that city. Probably he will teleport. Tell him that you're waiting in AH, and go some other place, then ignore him. Should be 100% made on alts, as you will need some enchanting soon.



8. While you are a high level and running through a lower level area than you, when you see a lowbie running to kill a Rare/Quest mob, attack the mob before the lowbie attacks him, and kill the mob. Also /spit and /lol at the lowbie ^^.



9. If you are in a straight need to go away from the group, and can't think of an excuse, wait some time before the groups gathers to summon, then cancel their summons and leave group. They will get pissed that they need to get another member.


Thats all for now atm.





Note that you better shouldnt be doing this on your main not to get bad relationship with everyone, and do all this stuff at your own risk, however I don't think much things from here are bannable...

Anyways, have fun!

[jeleopard]

sux (phillah)

[Sylvan]

8. While you are a high level and running through a lower level area than you, when you see a lowbie running to kill a Rare/Quest mob, attack the mob before the lowbie attacks him, and kill the mob. Also /spit and /lol at the lowbie ^^.

I would get seriously pissed if someone would do that to me. but then again, how often are you in the same zone as a lowbie and you see a rare mob before they do?

[Drythils]

Stop posting useless stuff to get rep >.<

[Rapt0R]

I would get seriously pissed if someone would do that to me. but then again, how often are you in the same zone as a lowbie and you see a rare mob before they do?

It happens, believe. This guide is all about pissing people, so bleh.

[TuFF]

Zomg Thanks for giving me my next Post Idea How to Make People Happy! Omg it might be just as Important as this!

[Tapeworm]

It happens, believe. This guide is all about pissing people, so bleh.

The only people you are pissing off are the ones that read your guide. A for effort

[Bird Is The Word]

Zomg Thanks for giving me my next Post Idea How to Make People Happy! Omg it might be just as Important as this!

LMFAO =P
Win.

[roman420]

Srsly, more annoying to read than anything you actually list :/

[jaapoor]

dude you reposted your own post!
http://www.mmowned.com/forums/wow-gu...ml#post1115772

[samuel93]

the real thing that pisses people is if they get scammed / hacked or killed for some bizzare reason prefrable for a npc who should be on there side *wink*--->http://www.mmowned.com/forums/wow-ex...-ur-buddy.html

[AngshumanSSJV]

Nice guide, yes. It does piss off people really, I knew many techniques. But still good guide, and nice contribution attempt.

[Drakketh]

dude you reposted your own post!
http://www.mmowned.com/forums/wow-gu...ml#post1115772

Lmao. I thought reposting was bad, but reposting your own post? Come on now.

[Rapt0R]

I reposted it so more people can view it now.

[TuFF]

Thats Uhm... Retarded.

You might as well of bumped your old thread...