Roflcopters guide to not sucking at pvp.

[lolroflcopter]

Hi im Drektarz, one of the higher end pvpers of nightfall battlegroup..

And i know there are alot of you leechers out there who cant understand..

"WHY DO I SUCK?"

well ill give some pointers...

1.) Clicking. ONLY click long cooldowns. Dont bind too many things or youll accidentally hit a cooldown and you will cry about it in org when your arena partners are chewing your ear out after the match is over asking if you had your eyes closed while that hunter was 1v1ing you using melee attacks.

2.) BACKPEDALING. Dont do it too much. DONT. If your trying to kite somone then do it right..

bind all your keys to zxcvbn asdfgh and qwerty

use mouse to move

space to jump. simple.

3.) ADDONS. dont use too many addons.. too much excess shit you dont need will only cause you to lag out..cause depression..sadness...self cutting..whining..and constant complaining to your guild about LoS.

4.) so how to people get into the 2k cap? Simple...Go to Warcraftmovies.com and watch other people...you cant learn how to take a class down by whining about it and praying to god you dont get it in arena...Theres a way. beleive me. you just arent doing somthing right.

5.) Lol im good now...should i brag about it? im full veng with wep and going to get glad title this season...and i dont brag to people..make fun of their gear and put them down when they dont deserve it...when you beat somone in a duel, help them. Bragging only makes you a dishonorable pvper, when you should respect in every fight you have the chance to win and lose. If you lose, you wont be mouthing off..when you win...you should say gg and help.

Duel. Dueling other classes inside your faction helps you get better. always try to duel your anti class to see what you can be doing to beat it.

6.) in arena, collaberate with your partners on ventrilo, dont just run in get everyones opinion. and if you lose, then talk about it. what should you have done to win that? and when you win.. "gg guys"

7.) getting into a good pvp guild. PvP guilds are fun. often filled with other pvpers that share the same interest as a pvp bum..to live to pvp and pvp to live. dont make yourself look like a douche. Dont just join a pvp guild if your not gonna stay in it. Before you join, make sure they even know what they're doing. most legit pvp guilds gather outside a main city and duel each other for a while every day. So join in, pvp with them, then ask to join in a non retarded way.

8.) honor. Respect. Skill. and the will to learn and try new things is how you pvp. Thats how you do it well and thats how you shine in every battleground. Ive found when i respect my opponent i can win alot more. When i slip up and act like an jerk, i lose. and im the one looking like a douche.

9.) the opposing faction. No doubt, the opposing faction is going to be composed of people who hate you instantly just because your flagged and your a challange. If they spit on you, dont give in because they are aleady looking stupid. if anyone on the opposing faction has the guts and nerve to spit laugh and point without fairly fighting you is obviously a douche who dosent know wth hes doing.

So the keys to winning more, Honor. Respect. Practice. Observance. Patience. and the ability to not whine moan and cry about losing, and the self discipline to help people be better pvpers and not conduct yourself as an asshat.

lolthx for reading my post about ...common sence :P its not a repost..i checked.

[geenstijled]

A draenei warlock, cool!

@OP I agree with all points exept for point 1, but thats about personal preference anyway
+Rep

P.S Could you link your armory profile to moi?

[FearMeDear]

Realy good reading and there's alot of good tips in the text.

[Randie]

Yeh I "knew" it all if you can say that, though I don't agree about having too many addons :P Depends on which ones, stuff like NECB, Quartz are quite needed for arenas IMO
IMO more addons -> More win.

[Couwae]

Haha, I really enjoyed reading this.
im having this problem with the MMOwned website. Everything seems to open up white for me. The background is white and the text is really messed..
PM me if you know what I can do to change it.

[Premium-mmo]

I am a mage and i got 2120 2on2 rating with only 1 vengeful piece....
330 resi
750 spell power
9500 hp....
i have binded the buttons
E T F < G F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 X MOUSE4 MOUSE5
plus 1,2,3,4,5,6, etc.....
I never miss-hitted a cooldown :|
lol
anywaygood guide +rep

[raffe]

if you can't keep track of your keybindings, you suck, also - your English doesn't seem so good in the end of the guide, but in the guide the English seems fine, have you really written this guide? but +1 rep anyways, good guide - for those who needs it

[Smeems]

Having lots of addons won't make you lag out XD The only thing it'll do is take up more memory, which coincides to longer loading times. It doesn't lag you out, unless you've keybinded something to Alt f4

[lolroflcopter]

if you can't keep track of your keybindings, you suck, also - your English doesn't seem so good in the end of the guide, but in the guide the English seems fine, have you really written this guide? but +1 rep anyways, good guide - for those who needs it

I was in abit of a hurry to finish it, hav kara so i can saev up badges