How to play WoW for fun
I'm sure there are many of you out there who play WoW a lot, but don't actually enjoy playing it. You might just play it because you have nothing else in your life, or you're just very addicted.
But if you follow my guide, I guarantee entertainment in this game, or you get your money back.
Just follow my step by step instructions.
"Intelligent people don't get bored"
Step 1: Now, forget grinding, forget questing. It's time for fun! Remember, the game is a lot more fun when you are in the social environment of a guild. You can use the following guide to make a 500 man guild in under a week.
http://www.mmowned.com/forums/wow-gu...ful-guild.html
Step 2: A server without drama should never exist in my opinion. So it's up to you to create the drama, with you as the main character! You should attack and sabotage guilds, you should harass other players, get into flamewars and more.
You may find the following guides useful.
http://www.mmowned.com/forums/wow-gu...tml#post535428
http://www.mmowned.com/forums/wow-sc...ng-school.html
Step 3: Now I'm guessing you must be having a lot of fun, right? Ye? I knew I was right. What you should do now is start doing game exploits, like speed hacking in warsong gulch. And you should also try and get a 20 man raid of trial account and go to GM Island with them.
Step 4: Now, what I suggest you do is target a certain player who you may know to be mentally fragile. What you should do is make a raid party of lvl 1 trial accounts, and then go to the city of his/her location and follow him/her around naked yelling verbal abuse. And that should be pretty fun.
Step 5: Now this is a pretty fun part. Make a service where you offer to escort Night Elves from Darnassus to Stormwind along the Wetlands etc. A lot of people would be interested as many of them make this journey. So what you do is you take them on a long journey all the way to Tanaris and tell them to destroy their hearthstone in order to enter the Caverns of Time which will apparently teleport them to Stormwind. And then laugh at them, and have fun while laughing too.
Step 6: Now as many of you may know, world PvP is quite fun. But it can be a lot more fun if you get other people to do it for you! So just select some players, and send your men into assassinate them. Then whisper the assassinated person and taunt them and insult them. But remember, have fun while insulting them.
Step 7: Repeat the steps over, and over again. (Remember to add in your own imaginative idea's aswell)
I hope you've found my guide useful, and I wish you the best of luck while playing WoW in order to have fun, rather than just using it like a drug.
If you need any direct form of advice, you can always contact me on my msn address [email protected] feel free to verbally abuse me aswell. I don't mind as long as you have fun and enjoy yourself.
Regards
Kemalraik