US Account level 78

[Mirror]

Above is the account I am giving away.

Tell me why you'd like it, in the next 30-45 minutes I'll decide who gets it. Make up your story w/e short, long, doesn't matter to me.

As long as it's either 1) Funny 2) Sad 3) ??? 4) Profit

Then you will have a chance.

GO ON GO!!!

Oh btw you gotta have 20+ rep.
EDIT: It's full info, 3 different CD-KEYS, etc etc.

[reagansmash94]

Why you hatin on me cuz i dont got the rep
I just need da account so i can be da best
I wanna play some WoW with my friends
If you mess with me ill take you to your end
I really like the Night Elf Drood
hopefully its not as bad as your girl she was pretty prude.

That's all i got hope its enough for the account. The rap seemed like it was pretty bad. I don't even really like rap.

[OrangeKingdom]

Because I sold my paladin and dont have anything other than a level 30 priest to pla ywith atm. And you love me super bunches.

[mpollywolly]

Well its really your decision but I want the account so I can feed my poor starving mexican family. Not really but is it working? I'm assuming so..so Lets continue. I work as a day laborer Im pretty good at my job I r a serious business landscaper and painter. and at night at underpass 17 I give a dam good handjob (that line gets me a -rep I bet). So I say give it to me the not poor not mexican whos never given a handjob. Oh and btw if you don't like it as a mexican change it to w/e ethnic group you would like to descriminate against now im gonna get back to watching true blood episode 9 season 2 off my Tivo and to ruin it for anyone that missed the bomb goes off and kills godrick or w/e and eric cries..INORITE.

Gimme it,
- mpollywolly ie mike.

[nothorde]

becos the lebion alien robot com kil me if i no hav akount bo i tel dem i masta cheif lolololol den dey wer lik oooh u so hot pls kil me lesban alen robt kilrs ls

dat y i ned akcount pls

[mpollywolly]

becos the lebion alien robot com kil me if i no hav akount bo i tel dem i masta cheif lolololol den dey wer lik oooh u so hot pls kil me lesban alen robt kilrs ls

dat y i ned akcount pls

I'm no good at flaming but Ill give it my best attempt.

[FLAME]You Fail.[/FLAME]

[cbraccia]

I would like the account so I can cyber with hot Night elf girls in the goldshire Inn.

[Iaccidentallytwink]

Because anon told me to post in this thread with a super cool story.

[Mirror]

I would like the account so I can cyber with hot Night elf girls in the goldshire Inn.

Well damn, I already thought about this. But unfortunately there are no girls on the interwebs.

[mpollywolly]

Well damn, I already thought about this. But unfortunately there are no girls on the interwebs.

If I get the account I would be a girl on the interwebz for you...

[Mirror]

If I get the account I would be a girl on the interwebz for you...

Hmm, don't wanna be infracted lul.

[Mirror]

Because anon told me to post in this thread with a super cool story.

Well then this story is now invalid, because there's no story.

[Wowowned14]

Have you given it away yet?
Cuz if not:
I would like it so that I could kill all the noobs on that server an then call em noob boobs,
Idk just made it up I would probably give it to my friend for his birthday in 2 days

[Mirror]

Because I sold my paladin and dont have anything other than a level 30 priest to pla ywith atm. And you love me super bunches.

Well damn, that story is true lul.

1) You did sell your account I saw the thread.
2) Well I'm not sure about the priest...
3) That's true, I love all my MMOwned people bunches. Unless they're fgts.

[{CoReY}]

I'd love the account because I have always wanted a druid to play on and that is it...now for the bullshit.




it was a sad sad life.


Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the...**** I am not a prince and I do not live in bel-air, give me the account or i'll send out my bear.

































<3 u Mirror