USA Account Giveaway!

[DrLecter]

Hello again!
This time I am giving away more USA accounts.
I only have USA Accounts, not EU ones. If you post asking for an EU one you are very stupid.

DO NOT PM ME! IF YOU DO, THREAD WILL BE CLOSED AND NO FURTHER ACCOUNTS GIVEN.

Now that that's over lets get down to business:
Post here, and give me a reason why I should send you an account.


About 2 times a day I will work through the list of posters and an account will be sent to you via PM. When I am out of accounts I will close the thread, build some more up and make another thread.

Format:
My name is:
You should send me an account because:
I also think that:
I have nice hair because:
I find script attractive like:
Sex kthxbai:

[Allaway]

My name is: Greg
You should send me an account because: I love cheese.
I also think that: You are a sexy beast.
I have nice hair because: you use tons of conditioner
I find script attractive like: Say what now?
Sex kthxbai: 14/F/CA

[Deadly Tomato]

My name is: Deadly Tomato
You should send me an account because: I love you and you will be in my sig
I also think that: Obama is a good president
I have nice hair because: My GF likes it
I find script attractive like: Lolwut?
Sex kthxbai: Nou!

[Mirror]

My name is: Mirror
You should send me an account because: I am smexy.
I also think that: I still am smexy.
I have nice hair because: I am smexy.
I find script attractive like: I am smexy.
Sex kthxbai: Butt secks?

[Chickensoup]

My name is: Matt/Chickensoup
You should send me an account because: I have a butterfly in my pants. No JK. All the accounts that I've scammed have been recalled, and I'd like to get back into WoW.
I also think that: You're pretty attractive.
I have nice hair because: I use Head & Shoulders Shampoo & Conditioner
I find script attractive like: Ivysaurs
Sex kthxbai: yes please

[Zharkake]

My name is: Zharkake
You should send me an account because: can't retrieve my current one
I also think that: your hot ??
I have nice hair because: i use pro shampoo
I find script attractive like: a bowl of nachos
Sex kthxbai: if i have to

[Henessy]

My name is: Jess
You should send me an account because: Mine Got Jacked : (
I also think that: Your Sexy.
I have nice hair because: I have buoyant Hair.
I find script attractive like: Food.
Sex kthxbai: Anal.

[loveheart]

My name is: Loveheart
You should send me an account because: I need an account to test things on, and my old one got hacked.
I also think that: Your a shexy beast!
I have nice hair because: I comb it?
I find script attractive like: chocolate?
Sex kthxbai: Oral.

[Fireblast]

My name is: Nicho
You should send me an account because: Need to talk to my retail friend.
I also think that: You're my "SHOWSTOPPER"
I have nice hair because: Looked me dead in the face, asked "cash or credit"
I find script attractive like: Having sex
Sex kthxbai: In the bawx.

[Dendra]

My name is: Rob

You should send me an account because: well, you're giving them away, i need one to start scamming others and maybe one day i'll get enough to open a thread like this on here (similar to that stupid red paperclip move)

I also think that: the spin state of an electron has no bearing on its NMR reading. I'm alternative like that.

I have nice hair because: companies make nice toupees.

I find script attractive like: a bowl of rasook soup

Sex kthxbai: in shower if possible, if not I have pr0n passes so that'll have to do

[gradu]

name: gradu
I would like the account so I can get scamming or even give it away if it's no use. I've also never played on a us server, so I would love to try It out.
I also think that: you have a massive dong.
I have nice hair because: I use 4 drops shampoo to 3 drops tresseme conditioner XD
Sex kthxbai: *pulls down pants and gets on knees* jeeeeeez, if I must :P

[EvilBore]

My name is: JP
You should send me an account because I need a new US account, and can't pay for one atm. (Will give it away as soon as I can.)
I also think that: you possibly are the ultimate force of the universe.
I have nice hair because: I wash it
I find script attractive like: you.
Sex kthxbai: anywhere and everywhere :O

[DrLecter]

Stopped at Jess~ rest to be sent out tomorrow some time, some accounts may not work, I will send another if that is the case. Reply to the PM I sent you and I will.

[Jon Lajoie]

Format:
My name is: purenoob134
You should send me an account because:both puRenoob134 and dRlecteR have "R"'s in their name
I also think that:you made a lot of money since January '09 :O NICE
I have nice hair because:it's me....duh....
I find script attractive like:bob on a toilet
Sex kthxbai:m m m m m m m MALE!


US plz duh :-p

[Christina]

My name is: Christina
You should send me an account because: Need some for scamming/etc..
I also think that: Communism is wrong
I have nice hair because: I take care of it
I find script attractive like: DrLecter
Sex kthxbai: Oral