[Demonoid] 5 invites for free!

[killahdude]

I have 5 invites I am giving away for free. Instead of giving them away to the first person that posts, I am merely asking for a creative excuse why YOU should have it. Be creative, make me laugh, come up with something sick, twisted or insane.

The five most creative excuses gets an invite. As simple as that. Also, first come first serve (as I see fit if I think it is creative enough).

[xXCharleyXx]

wtf why in scam section ?

[killahdude]

This is in the giveaways section.

[faralos]

Well i'm a 17 year old dude who fancys the opposite gender... like long moon walks and dirty talk in the morning... i think i deserve this invite becuse i like pie.

[killahdude]

Well i'm a 17 year old dude who fancys the opposite gender... like long moon walks and dirty talk in the morning... i think i deserve this invite becuse i like pie.

PM sent. 4 invites left now!

[Ryuker]

Coincidentally, I am also a seventeen year old who is sexually attracted to the opposite sex. However, I do not like long walks on the beach, I would much rather spend my time slacking off from my responsibilities and instead playing video games. I have arachnophobia. I am also afraid of heights and walking with my eyes closed for more than 10 steps.
Fun fact: I can turn my tongue upside down.
Fun fact #2: I cannot do a backflip.
Fun fact #3: Alfredo pasta is my favorite meal.
Fun fact #4: I ALWAYS have cereal for breakfast.
Fun fact #5: I have never heard a girl fart.
Yup.

[killahdude]

Coincidentally, I am also a seventeen year old who is sexually attracted to the opposite sex. However, I do not like long walks on the beach, I would much rather spend my time slacking off from my responsibilities and instead playing video games. I have arachnophobia. I am also afraid of heights and walking with my eyes closed for more than 10 steps.
Fun fact: I can turn my tongue upside down.
Fun fact #2: I cannot do a backflip.
Fun fact #3: Alfredo pasta is my favorite meal.
Fun fact #4: I ALWAYS have cereal for breakfast.
Fun fact #5: I have never heard a girl fart.
Yup.

PM sent. 3 more invites left.

[AngshumanSSJV]

Lol, how about just a giveaway?

[killahdude]

Because I want people to "work" for it. More fun for me, more fun for everyone else in the process.

[waoop]

I gagged and vomited a little the first time I tasted chocolate truffles.
True story.

[Greatdrak]

If I could but merely taste the deliciousness of this giveaway, I'd have an orgasmic display of power all over this thread....

too graphic?

[(Anonymous)]

If turtles had wings they would give me an invite. But if turtles could talk... I would already have it.... Even if they didn't fly. I love penguins. By the way.... IMMA PIRATE ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[killahdude]

I'm out of invites now. But thanks for the interest.

[supereuropa]

O.M.G!!! MY RIGHT BALL IS HURTING! IT's A...TEST TICKLE o.O

[AngshumanSSJV]

Lol, Just for a demonoid invite people are ready to get the risk of getting banned from the forums.