[SCAM] Twink Bible

[Jankem]

So I was on my way to the pisser earlier trying to think of clever ways to funnel gold to my main without getting busted, since Blizz is starting to catch on to the traditional methods.

The following scam, for realism, will take approximately two weeks+ to accomplish.

Things you need:

- 2 Accounts: Your main, and an all new account. ( You can use a scammed account, but I would recommend just paying the $16 for a new one so there is no chance of recall midway through.)

- IP HIDER

Phase 1 - Genesis (Creation)

On your main account, create a new character and level it to 19, and TWINK IT OUT!

After completion of the Twink, activate the new account and create a new character on the same server, and of the same faction.

Lastly, using the MAIN ACCOUNT twink, create a guild for Twinks and start recruiting. Build up rep with the guildies, do a shit ton of BGs...enjoy your twink. I mean seriously get in good with people so they can vouch for your character. This will be important in later stages.

Phase 2 - Judas (The Betrayer)

One day, bring both accounts online at once...from the alternate account toon, pst the Twink toon on your main account with interest in joining the guild. Have your Twink invite the alternate to the Guild as if he were a stranger. He'll be welcomed by the other members, and you essentially must act like a completely different person on this alternate toon. Everyone must believe it's a different person. Even play both accounts at the same times to completely remove disbelief. If no one knows, you can fool them all.

Every last one fo them.

Phase 3 - Exodus (Farewell)

The time has come for the most excellent execution, and disappearing act. Log only into your alternate account and immediately begin pulling off the quickest and most elaborate gold scams that you can within a 30min window. I prefer the TCG Scam from Ogr, because it takes so long to get to Booty Bay from there. UC is further, but no one goes there.

I know for a fact, you can easily catch 10,000g+ in one hour. Immediately drop this into the Guild Bank, and tell everyone in the guild that you're quitting wow and decided to give everything to the guild to use as they wish for twinking.

They'll shit and be too overjoyed to ever think twice about why you're leaving, or most importantly...where the gold came from.

Delete the character, recreate the same EXACT character with the same name (standard procedure), then erase that one too for good measure. Oh, and make sure you delete the folder for that toon in your WTF folder.

Phase 4 - The Empty Tomb and the Disciples.

The final phase is simple. Log into your main, and wait for someone to tell you what happened. Divide the gold up amongst the guildies, keeping a large portion for yourself. Don't get greedy, but it is YOUR guild. Remember, you had no clue that someone dropped a shit ton of gold into the Guild bank, so act UBER SURPRISED...but keep in mind, Blizz is right around the corner and fast approaching. So give away all the gold amongst all of the guildies, and wait...

Phase 5 - Deny Him Thrice! (Who TF was that dude?)

Blizzard WILL come knocking. The people who got scammed will be foaming at the mouth and looking for blood. Blizzard, if able after the character deletes, will trace the gold back to the Guild Bank. If this happens, then you and your guildies need to be a united front that you didn't really know the guy, but he seemed pretty cool. Now Blizzard WILL confiscate all gold from your bank and from all of the guildies even if you prove you're innocent. So spend that shit with the quickness! But only buy high dollar items that you can resale on the AH. Blizzard DOES NOT TAKE ITEMS you buy with the scammed gold. I know this from experience. They'll clean your money out to the last copper, but the itens they will leave.

I am going to begin Phase 1 this evening and I'll post from there.

[Woink]

Or you can just do it all over the Auction House. Nice guide anyway.

[Jankem]

AH is fail now. I got a 3 day suspension on my main and a complete monetary clean out from Blizz using the AH to trasfer...and I followed every precaution.

[Szharz]

They'll clean your money out to the last copper

Yes they do. it just happened to me.

[Biospecies]

WOW, ok, after I got passed all the biblical terms, ... I see that this is a really good... So pretty much you use the gold to twink your characters out? That is genius. You can do this with any guild come to think of it. Great way of laundering gold. Also, if you wanted to keep the gold and not buy items, just buy out like 100 Large Prismatic Shard auctions, then resell them after it's all blown over.

[Jankem]

100 Large Prismatic Shard auctions, then resell them after it's all blown over.

That's what I meant...I'll leave it as it is so your post doesn't look redundant. Lol.

[Biospecies]

Hahaha, ok, I thought you meant just buy twink gear.

Another thing, if you buyout all of the prismatics on the AH, or all the Primal Airs or Fires, etc... When you put them back up, put them up for outrageous prices like 50g per one... there will be no other source, so whoever doesnt want to grind for themselves is stuck buying your overpriced goods.

[Jankem]

I know the enchanting mat market on my server needs a juicing!

[kanezfan]

Wow, nice guide

I've never replied to any scam thread before, been using this site mostly for the model edits, but I do read just about every scam/cheat/exploit thread because knowledge is power and if you know what the scammers know, you're not gonna fall for their crap lol.

I have to tell you though, this sounds fun to do, and I love the biblical references lol.. I'm not even religious, not even christian, i'm jewish, but somehow they made it seem more hardcore hahahaha.

Grats on it being WELL WRITTEN too. I hate a lot of the threads here for being written with 2nd grade grammar and little to no effort at all. I dig this and I think I'm gonna actually try it lol

Forgot to say, 2 rep for you. I'd give you more but that's the max I can give so sorry :/